This is a post for my dad. He is playing Dragon Age currently and I thought instead of emailing him and keeping it between him and I, I would piss you all off and use my site as my personal communication device to my family. Ok to throw the rest of you all a...
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A post for my dad
Epic Geek Tattoo Fail!!!
So this moron gets a Street Fighter video game tattoo that’s supposed to be directions for performing Ryu’s Shoryuken (Rising Dragon Fist) move. Now that in itself is an epic fail but the worst part….. The correct directions are: →↓↘ + P and this retard has: ↓→↘ + P. What a douche.
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Don’t F’ up Twitter!!!
Ok listen up nit-TWITS. Don’t fuck up Twitter. Oh I know what you are thinking: “Dude, I’m not fucking up Twitter”. Well I hate to get your little tweeting thumbs in a bunch but yes you are! First let me say that I was on Twitter back when it first came out. It sucked...
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Twitter suggestions
So the other day I post up on Twitter asking people for some suggestions on things people want me to rant about. The brilliant minds at twitter come up with: The Burger King Guy, artificial sweeteners, and the ShamWow. Reallly? How the fuck am I suppose to work those into a post? This is...
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Fuck Iran! and Fuck the “Twitter Revolution”
There I said it!! Did that get your little Twitter posting panties in a bunch? I’m so fuckin’ tired of people “making a difference” And how are they “making a difference”? Well by sitting on their couch in Malibu with their little iPhone “tweeting” or rather lecturing people about Iran. These pretentious little fucks...
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Ashton Kutcher doesn’t know what he is missing!!
Ashton “I tweet more then you” Kutcher posted this up via Twitter 2 days ago: Remind me to never asphyxiate myself while masterbating in bangkok. It just confused people. He doesn’t know what he is missing. You haven’t lived till you have asphyxiated yourself while masturbating in Bangkok as I always say!
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Rumor: Apple may buy Twitter
Rumors floating around the net that Apple may buy Twitter for around $700 million! I take this as just a rumor for now. Yeah Twitter is cool and seems everyone under the sun is using it, but $700 million? Now I may be a little ignorant but has Twitter made any money yet? Do...
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Fish don’t fry in the kitchen; Beans don’t burn on the grill.
Just like The Jeffersons… “we’re movin on up” but not to the East Side, we’re moving on up the Google search engine! If you do a search for Winky Face we are now the second one down on Google!! If you do a search for winkyface we are two and three!! Our Twitter page...
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WTF is Twitter?!?
Jumping around on the net I found this article about Twitter. If you have no idea what Twitter is then you are retarded. If you found yourself signed up for Twitter and have no clue about what is going on, check out the above link. But if you can’t txt message, have no life,...
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Kutcher vs. CNN the SMACKDOWN!
A few days ago Ashton Kutcher (www.twitter.com/aplusk) called out CNN’s breaking news feed (www.twitter.com/cnnbrk) to a race to 1,000,000 followers on Twitter. The “tweet” has been taking over twitter (well @ least Ashton is talking about it a lot) the internet blogs (as seen here) and even Larry King has chimed in. The celebrity...
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