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Happy Valentines Day!

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Happy Valentines Day Ladies!!! Now I’m sure you think this cynical prick hates today but in all honesty I kind of like today. I’ve tried to hate it, especially on days like this when I’m single, but I can’t. I’ve…

Creed sucks and I have proof!!

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Looks like I’m not the only one that think Creed sucks and should only be used to scare away ravage animals. According to this story: While walking home from the busstop this week, a 13-year-old Norwegian school boy stumbled upon…

Really a disclaimer?!?!

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I snapped this picture while watching TV the other day. If you can’t read the bottom corner it says “Dramatization”. Also if you can’t tell its a bunch of little “that guy from the Village People” guys cleaning a casserole…

No more crazy people on TV!!!!

I’m calling bullshit and shenanigans!!! No way would these two assholes have something this important and NOT BACKUP the data! Not to mention just leaving it hanging around and not watch that shit like a hawk! Fuck, I don’t have…

Happy New Year!!!!

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Not going to do a “resolution post” because I did one last year. And yeah I know…… I haven’t posted shit in about 6 months. When I started I was posting every day (sometimes a couple a day) than it…

Sorry everyone, my party is canceled

I know a lot of you were looking forward to my smallpox pie this year, but I regret to inform you that my annual Columbus Day party is canceled……. WTF I mean seriously who the hell “celebrates” Columbus Day? I…

10/10/10

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Today is October 10, 2010. 10/10/10. In binary (101010), that’s 42. And 42 is The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything. If you don’t know what that means then read a fuckin’ book! Hint: The…

Google Goggles

So this app called Google Goggles (say that shit 5 times fast!) Anyway, I just got this for my iPhone today and I have to say it’s pretty slick. I snapped a few pics of some DVDs and books lying…

Avatar the Porn!!!

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First off the above trailer is from the new Hustler porn “This Ain’t Avatar” movie based on that piece of shit Avatar movie. I have to admit the dialog and storyline in this trailer looks a shitload better then that…