Happy Valentines Day Ladies!!! Now I’m sure you think this cynical prick hates today but in all honesty I kind of like today. I’ve tried to hate it, especially on days like this when I’m single, but I can’t. I’ve heard the people talk about it being a cliche, cooked up by the greeting...
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Looks like I’m not the only one that think Creed sucks and should only be used to scare away ravage animals. According to this story: While walking home from the busstop this week, a 13-year-old Norwegian school boy stumbled upon four wolves. In the end, it may have been his love of heavy-metal music...
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I snapped this picture while watching TV the other day. If you can’t read the bottom corner it says “Dramatization”. Also if you can’t tell its a bunch of little “that guy from the Village People” guys cleaning a casserole dish in a dishwasher. Really? You had to fucking tell me this wasn’t real?...
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I’m calling bullshit and shenanigans!!! No way would these two assholes have something this important and NOT BACKUP the data! Not to mention just leaving it hanging around and not watch that shit like a hawk! Fuck, I don’t have the cure for AIDS on my phone but some shit I don’t want out...
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Not going to do a “resolution post” because I did one last year. And yeah I know…… I haven’t posted shit in about 6 months. When I started I was posting every day (sometimes a couple a day) than it went to a few a week and now you morons are lucky if I...
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Watch this video closely. At about 0.33 seconds it to it watch over the guy on the right (our right) right shoulder…….. Did you see it? You can go back and rewind it if you missed it, I’ll wait……. That was his wallet and shit flying out of his pocket. Maybe this video should...
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I know a lot of you were looking forward to my smallpox pie this year, but I regret to inform you that my annual Columbus Day party is canceled……. WTF I mean seriously who the hell “celebrates” Columbus Day? I have never heard anyone say “Dude what up for Columbus Day? Any parties going...
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Today is October 10, 2010. 10/10/10. In binary (101010), that’s 42. And 42 is The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything. If you don’t know what that means then read a fuckin’ book! Hint: The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy… And don’t forget to bring a towel.
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So this app called Google Goggles (say that shit 5 times fast!) Anyway, I just got this for my iPhone today and I have to say it’s pretty slick. I snapped a few pics of some DVDs and books lying around the house and it was spot on. Totally nailed it. I think the...
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First off the above trailer is from the new Hustler porn “This Ain’t Avatar” movie based on that piece of shit Avatar movie. I have to admit the dialog and storyline in this trailer looks a shitload better then that shitty thing James Cameron threw together. Not to mention it’s in 3D! Yeah that...
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