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Chrysler Headquarters Could Be Turned Into…

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May 5, 2009
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A MALL?!?! Yeah, you read it right. If the whole Chrysler-Fiat deal falls through, not only will FIat get 35 million dollars, but the Chrysler headquarters could be turned into a mall. The architect made it that way. Weird.  However, if it were turned into a mall, it would be the COOLEST mall ever....
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Diesels Are Killing People?!

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May 5, 2009

Ok, so we’ve been hearing for many years that the car is to blame for global warming and that we, as people, need to stop it. So what do we do? Well, we buy stupid hybrids, electric cars, and diesels. All of those options are more carbon efficient than petrol. However, the latter might...
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Aston Martin Does It Again!

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May 3, 2009
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Hello! This is my first post here at Winky Face and I am going to start off with two week old news. But, it will most likely be new to everyone who is not a car nut. Aston Martin is known for its beautiful craftsmanship, sleek designs, and just down right gorgeous cars. A few examples: The...
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Green Box

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April 30, 2009

This is pretty ill. I always find myself getting pizza then having to deal with plates and shit for people, then getting a baggie to put shit in. Those gay ass hippies seem to be doing something right
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What. The. Fuck.

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April 29, 2009

Link Okay, so on April 6th. Four weeks ago. The Massachusetts state senate passed this bill. This bill is essentially martial law. ” (1) to require the owner or occupier of premises to permit entry into and investigation of the premises; (2) to close, direct, and compel the evacuation of, or to decontaminate or...
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Finally something right!

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April 27, 2009
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So Obama has pledged to have more than 3% of our GDP be spent on science. Seems like a pretty good idea considering Mexico decided to drop swine flu on our asses. “I believe it is not in our American character to follow — but to lead. And it is time for us to...
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Glow in the dark dog!

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April 26, 2009
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Oh yes, that is a dog that’s glowing in the dark. No photoshop. Apparently you don’t need acid to trip anymore http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn17003-fluorescent-puppy-is-worlds-first-transgenic-dog.html
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Dogman

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April 23, 2009
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This dog… man… thing… was found in the parking lot of the Doha Corniche (a waterfront promenade in Doha, Qatar) by an Arab lady. Apparently others saw it before they ran away, according to the Gulf Times I apologize for the shitty photography, but what do you expect from a Middle Eastern photo
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Shamwow guy arrested!

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April 14, 2009
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So Vince, the guy from the “ShamWOW!” infomercials was arrested in February after getting into an extremely violent fight with a hooker in a hotel room in Miami. He paid the hooker $1000 dollars for “straight sex” (BORING!!) and she ended up biting his tongue and not letting go. Vince repeatedly punched the hooker...
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Wolverine Game!

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April 14, 2009

Though the movie sucked major balls, this game makes mine pretty moist.
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