Guest Writers

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Angry Guy: It’s just a game

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February 13, 2012
annony

To those of you that keeping telling me “It’s just a game.” Fuck off! You are the worst kind of person. You are not a just bandwagon fan but a bandwagon person! You know nothing about sports. You’re not fooling anyone asshole. You’re the guy who says “Our team just scored.” Or “Our guy...
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Angry Guy: Warriors!

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January 26, 2012
annony

We need to get rid of the term “Warrior” in sports! If I hear another sportscaster call a professional athlete a WARRIOR I’m going to go postal! Because there is nothing more unlike a warrior than a multimillion dollar athlete playing with a fucking boo boo! Are you fucking kidding me! The warriors are...
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Angry Guy: Illegal aliens

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January 17, 2012
annony

If I hear or read about another illegal alien getting arrested for shoplifting for the third time or their second DUI I think my head is going to fucking explode! Why weren’t they deported the first time they got arrested? Being here illegally is a crime isn’t it? I know if I commit a...
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Angry Guy: Chicken Kick’n

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January 10, 2012
annony

I was at the supermarket today and was in the soup isle. I was looking at some soups when I overheard two women talking. Yes they were both fucking hot or I never would have paid attention to them. (Yes men are dogs, get over it ! ). One was telling the other how...
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New Guest Writer.. And he is pissed

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January 4, 2012
annony

So two things happened to me this week that totally pissed me off. First a coworker of mine we’ll call “Jimmy” because that’s his fucking name, starts telling me how he’s mad because his food stamps don’t allow him to get some brand name foods anymore. Ya he starts going on and on about...
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F*ck you… ahhh. Americaaaaan… bbb…ggggg.. PEOPLE!!! No butter for you!

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December 21, 2011

Listen sir, you better keep your hands off my butter miss!! And for you Danish people be carful, I think he is going after your sausaget. Not sure what that means, but with that lipstick, I think loosely translated, that means penis. But it brings up a great point and I’m sure anyone ever...
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Love Match: Maurica

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November 23, 2011
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Holy shit this is funny! Being on random dating sites these days I think “she” has actually tried to contact me.
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Methane VS Second Hand Smoke

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January 21, 2011
No-farting

Allow me to state here I am well aware that smoking is a nasty habit (I smoke) and the dangers are clearly documented. However, the second hand smoke issue is not so clear cut. Got me to thinking! Recently the state of Kentucky decided that smoking in a car with a child less that...
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BCS post by Mark

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January 6, 2011
BCS

Here it is, the first change of the New Year!!! My dad wants to start posting more stuff other than book reviews. I figured “fuck it, why not” So here ya go. His first non-book review post!!! If it sucks blame him not me: College BCS Sept 18, 2010—Jan 10, 2011 OK all you...
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Top Gear Returns November 15

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November 8, 2009
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Top Gear Season 14 Trailer* For those of you who care and have been reading far back enough, you know I love cars. Well, this is my favorite car show of all time. And there’s a new season! Now in HD! AH! Anyways, it’s aired in the UK (now at 9 pm their time)...
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