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Dear Douche, help me with Xmas party

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December 10, 2011

Dear Douche, OK – here’s one for you. Have to plan the work Christmas party (yeah, with 4 bosses – 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, and 1 ? who hates the season, we have a “Christmas” party). Irregardless of what we’ve done over the past 10 years, everyone hates the party. Planning it is usually...
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Ask a Douche (also known as Aaron) UPDATED!!!

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November 17, 2011
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Since the site has been updated I’m reposting this to try to get some of you to send in some damn questions Going to try something new to see how many of you are actually paying attention. I know no one will follow through with this but fuck it I’m gonna try anyway….. I’ve...
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Dear Douche, you’re wicked offensive

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February 13, 2011

Dear Douche, You say some pretty fucked up stuff on here. Are you ever worried you will offend someone or get in trouble for the things you say? Thanks, Anonymous Dear thin skinned, I could give a fuck less who I offend. I’ve been doing this site for a while and I’m sure I’ve...
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Dear Douche, I’m wicked smart

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February 12, 2011

Dear Douche, After a recent date that did not go so well, I received some “sage” advice from my grandfather. He encouraged me, that as a woman, it is imperative that I don’t make my intelligence “front and center” on a date. He said that men don’t mind smart women as long as the...
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Dear Douche, I have a work question

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January 23, 2011

Dear Douche, Do you feel Americans live to work or work to live? I have been feeling work burnout lately. Is it time to rethink my career or do you think I should just tough it out due to this bad economy? Signed, Anonymous Anonymous, Neither. I believe to most Americans “work” is a...
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