Aaron

See I promised something sexy to make up for that post below. Bla, bla, bla Rihanna bla, bla, bla, Chris Brown, bla bla…. Does it really matter what I say here? I know all you are doing is looking at the picture anyway. So why the fuck do I even bother, you nasty bastard?
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Ok before I start I want to say sorry for subjecting you to this picture of Kathy Griffin. There is not enough Photoshop in the world that can make this chick look good. Don’t worry next post I promise to have something sexy and hot because this is fucked up. I don’t know what’s...
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Walgreens Pulls Obama chia pet from shelves. The creator of the Chia Pet is pissed off after Walgreens pulled the special-edition Chia Obama from its shelves apparently over concerns that it might offend customers. Well FUCK YOU Walgreens! I don’t even like the guy but this is the most AMAZING product I have seen...
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Ok so does anyone ever still watch this show? I watched the first season and part of, well, I think the second season and I have a HUGE problem with the show. I NEVER know which fucking season I’m watching?? It’s always the same shit. “Its cold” “Something is broke” “Something is frozen” “Fuck...
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Ok is it just me or does all this news of Somali Pirates sound cool as fuck. Now I know its a tragedy and its not like the movies, but it sure makes me want to get a boat, an eye patch, and a parrot and ride the high seas!! Fuck Ninjas!
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Since I dont want to butcher this story here is the LINK TO THE STORY. If I ever fuck up my eye I have to do this then run around town freaking the fuck out of little kids. “I’ve come from the future to tell you that the earth is going to end in...
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Two things you rarely see. Kendra with clothes on and the mentally retarded with a big gun. This is like a sighting of Big Foot. I’m surprised that this photo is even in focus. Most of the time when you get a sighting like this you can’t prove its existence, but here you can...
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HBO has renewed Eastbound and Down for a second season. “Eastbound and Down” stars Danny McBride as Kenny Powers, an ex-star pitcher whose fucked up self-destructive behavior (booze, drugs, racial comments, fights, etc) knocked him out of the Majors. He returns home to North Carolina to teach gym at the middle school he once...
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Yeah Jackman is still a douche! Here is a quote he gave The Advertiser about the Wolverine movie leak: “It’s a serious crime and there’s no doubt it’s very disappointing – I was heartbroken by it,” Jackman said. “Obviously people are seeing an unfinished film. It’s like a Ferrari without a paint job.” “The...
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So listen to this, Hugh “Wolverine” Jackman arrived at the Sydney premiere of X-Men Origins: Wolverine by jumping out of a fuckin’ helicopter. Not only is this guy an asshole, but Hugh I hate to break it to ya big fella, you’re not a REAL superhero.
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