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So I decided to do a regular topic (I’d like to do it weekly but we all know that isnt going to happen). The new regular topic are conspiracies. It will be something I will really try to do regularly, so enjoy the first installment of “Conspiracies are fun”.

First, and this will apply to almost every one of these I’m sure but the question is who the fuck are “they”? People are always saying “they”. I love when the crazies say “They wanted it that way” or “they are planning world domination” or “they are putting waves in to my brain so that’s why I wear this tinfoil hat”. The best part is “they” never really know who “they” are. It’s usually your go to people: The Rothschilds, The Fairchilds and The Julia Childs and of course George W. Bush. Yeah the same guy that was too stupid to do anything right yet he is one of the masterminds of the New World Order.

So here we go! Aren’t you glad she is looking in to it? I know I can sleep better tonight because she is on the case, can’t you? I mean really this is what happens when you let stupid schizophrenic people near computers. I know this video is long and just listening to her makes me want to eat a bullet but please stick with it. Her “looking it to it” consists of surfing around the internet and connecting the crazy cuckoo dots. New World Order (NWO), Illuminati etc. This is why Dan Brown makes so much money. People believe that shit. Also if you search her page she has a TON of these videos. NWO and mood swings, Swine flu, etc. 222 to be exact. And even a few on this same subject, one where she also quotes Hugo Chavez, who, we know said the US used a weapon to cause the Haiti earthquake and I think he also said that same shit about Hurricane Katrina but I think he blamed George Bush for that one though. So there you go, if you believe this stuff you are following this crazy woman and Hugo Chavez. If this was the TV show Survivor I would say these are the people you have an alliance with.

Noe for some facts, so for the record the reason the earthquake “hit the capital” is because the Enriquillo-Plantain Garden fault line goes right through it you freak. Look it up. Instead of being blinded by your YouTube videos and crazy sites do a simple search for “Haiti Fault Line”. You don’t have to search for “why did the Haiti earthquake hit”. I mean it’s on a FAULT LINE! What more do you need to know? Next the High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program (HAARP) isn’t a weapon either. Yes the name sounds very scary but it really isn’t. Simply put, Its purpose is to analyze the ionosphere and investigate the potential for developing ionospheric enhancement technology for radio communications and surveillance purposes (such as missile detection). Ok maybe that wasn’t simple to put it so the crazies can understand, its a giant radio. Nothing more nothing less. Now I know there is something the conspiracy people don’t like to take in to account but here ya go, many people belief that HAARP can control the weather. Again, there is no no scientific or logical reason to support this. HAARP does its work in the 100km-350km altitude range within the E and F levels of the ionosphere while all weather occurs in the troposphere which only extends up to about 14-18km. There is also NO evidence that HAARP has any ground-penetrating capabilities what so ever. Search and see. All you will find will be the conspiracy sites talking about that. I mean sometimes Occam’s razor is really what it is. For those of you who don’t know what the fuck I just said, it means “sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer”, fuck read a book once in a while so I don’t have to spell this shit out all the time. So not everything needs to be a huge conspiracy. Not everything in life is drama, or mystery or “there is more to this then you know”. Sometimes there is nothing to know. A place on a fault line had an earthquake and that’s that. People die, weather sucks, stuff makes you sick, other stuff makes you better, and most of all shit happens.

Well there you have it, the first installment of Conspiracies are fun. Feel free to shoot me an email if there is anything out there you want me to bash and check out for you.