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Clean your balls….
I was watching TV today and this awesome commercial came on. Of course it was a shorter version but when looking for it on YouTube I found the full length version. I needed to share this quick because I have a feeling that it’s not going to be on much longer.
Oh yeah and I love you Jamie Presley…. Call me 
WOW!!!! This looks AMAZING
This looks awesome! Honestly this looks un-fuckin-believable! I can’t wait to see this. Only 147 days till it’s in theaters!
Peggy West is a fuckin’ moron
Wisconsin County Board Supervisor Peggy West is a fuckin idiot! She actually has no fuckin clue and should stick to eating cheeseburgers and stuffing that fat trap then trying to speak in public. Once again these are the fuckin morons you people support. “If Arizona bordered Mexico I would think twice” about the boycot. Hey you stupid cow, Arizona does! Maybe instead of “googled” it you should have paid a little more attention in school but no, your fat ass was thinking about cheese and fried chicken. She has no facts and clearly a braindead heffer yet she wants to boycott Arizona. This shit makes me want to puke. I hope her and Janet Napolitano (who makes snap judgments before even reading the what 10 page law? Sorry you couldn’t find the time to actually do some reading and research before you open your stupid trap) choke on a chicken bone. Nothing pisses me off more then uneducated or uninformed people in power trying to push that power around. You have a responsibility and a job, is it too much to ask you show that power and influence a little respect and educate yourself on a subject (health care bill, cap and trade, immigration policies, states vs federal rights, stimulus money) before you make judgments? I mean I am fuckin’ paying your salary, it’s the least you can do.
TAB the Band and the new Video
If you guys out there don’t know two of these guys are my brothers. Tony and Adrian (The T and A of TAB… yeah I love saying that). Well here is the new video from the song ‘She Said No (I Love You)’. If you like it, and you fuckin’ better! Check em out! http://tabtheband.com/. They also have a Facebook page and MySpace and all that shit too but I’m too lazy to post the links..
Mortal Kombat Trailer (kinda)
This isn’t a real trailer. I guess the story goes some director made this to show Warner Brothers as a pitch to get this movie made. Now the Mortal Kombat movie from 1995 really sucked, well now that I think of it most video game to movie movies suck but I have to say this looks pretty bad ass. It looks over the top serious and campy which is exactly what I think of when I think of the Mortal Kombat games. If you find the IMDB page it says 2013 as a reboot. Too bad the studio is going to get it’s little grubby hands on this and butcher the fuck out of it and make it PG-13. Don’t they understand that the people who actually played Mortal Kombat in the arcade are in their mid to later 30s now? What the hell can’t we have some grownup movies from time to time. So please for the love of god WB please don’t fuck this one up again…..
Wax On, F*ck Off!
Yeah I know, don’t give me shit, I haven’t been around for a while and since I need to post something I figured with the remake of the Karate Kid movie coming out soon this is more then fitting for the site. Enjoy.
I feel so inspired
I don’t know about you all but I feel so fuckin’ inspired after watching this! I just want to run out in the wind and celebrate life! Ahh fuck that, I’d rather sit in a tattoo chair for 5 hours getting tortured.
The best telling of Star Wars ever!
The original three Star Wars movies told in two minutes using Lego. Now if that isn’t uber geeky the I have no fuckin’ idea what is.
The Chatroulette Speed Painter is crazy cool.
Again how come every time I check out Chatroulette it’s always guys playing with their junk? I never bump into any famous people, people playing cool songs on a piano or like this guy, painting creepy cool pictures of people.
Thought this video was kind of sweet and wanted to share it with ya all. You know there is a NSFW (that’s Not Safe For Work for all you who know shit about the internets) version of this where he just sits there and paints a bunch of cocks and guys jacking off.
The Last Airbender trailer
This trailer looks amazing! It’s Avatar: The Last Airbender, and not the shitty blue sex kittens Avatar, but the Avatar cartoon from Nickelodeon and is going to be made in to a movie. It’s Directed by M. Night Shyamalan and ya know what, this may just maybe redeem him for those shitty movies The Village and The Happening, but I’m not going to hold my breath.
Blackberry OS 6 and the cheater!!
So I was watching this shitty example of a Blackberry commercial and their new OS. Not only does this look like a real bad OS did you notice anything strange?
Well Mr. Business man dancing around like a fool is cheating on his wife. How do I know? Well when he calls Natasha he does a little hump thrust as seen in this picture:
I know what you are thinking… “Aaron, how do you know Natasha isn’t his wife” well moron here is the proof. In this shot of his home screen wallpaper it shows his wife and his kid:
And that ain’t Natasha. What a douche, how could you do that to your kid? Is this the way you want your family to find out? On a Blackberry commercial dancing around like an asshole? Yeah I said it, your dancing sucks!
This may be the greatest movie EVER!!
If you thought Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus was the best thing ever I have two words for you, Greg fuckin’ Brady! So yes Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus had Debbie Gibson but this has Tiffany, and she isn’t in the mall anymore. And a dude bicycle kicking onslaught of mega piranhas, AWESOME!!. From the looks of this movie you’re not even safe up in the air in a helicopter either!
Best Beer Commercial Ever!!
This commercial is AWESOME!! Why doesn’t shit like this run on TV! I know sales would skyrocket if the FCC would have let this one slip by. People need to lighten up and let this stuff go out on TV!!
What the hell??
Wow Lenny Kravitz is a horrible father! Ok, well it’s not Lenny but this dude looks like him a little bit. Now being a dad I can totally understand this situation for sure, but what the fuck are you suppose to do in this situation really?!?! I mean I don’t want to tell my little boy “Yeah son you are a single lady” but you also want to make everything ok. What I do know is I wouldn’t be saying over and over again “Your a single lady buddy”, that’s gotta be a mixed message somewhere down the road. Now this video has hit the internet viral and has over 400,000 hits (fuck I need to exploit my kid and get him on a WinkyFace video) but what is kind of fucked up and I haven’t heard anyone mention when it comes to this video is that Lenny is driving and filming when his wife and kids in the car? Oh the horror! Now having a little lady for a son is one thing, but putting them all in danger like that is just messed up. I’m sure some news person will make some non-story about that for sure. I can hear it now: “I mean I’m not even going to get into the details of exploiting children on the internet but show some common sense and don’t be driving and filming.. bla bla fuckin talking head bla” And wait till the ACLU gets a hold of this story. New law needs to be passed where little boys can now be little ladies. I know most States you can’t text or talk on the phone while driving and I may be crazy but I’m sure filming and outing your son while driving has to be on the books somewhere. Right?
This guy is a moron!
He is at it again!!
Well so much for a bad economy. Can’t be too bad when morons like this can waste 2 days not working and just sitting in front of the store only to be a real life internet troll “first” douche. You know the type, the assholes who love posting “first” on YouTube or your favorite blog site. I never understood the big deal with being the “first” person to post or buy something. Really does an hour, a day or even week even matter? Who gets off on saying “Dude I was the first person in NYC to have an iPad”. Not to mention that it’s not like he is waiting for a necessity or anything, it’s a fuckin’ toaster, an appliance. It’s like waiting in line at BestBuy to get a fuckin refrigerator. It’s not magic, it’s not “needed”. I don’t care what the fuck you say, no one NEEDS an iPad. Ok wait… Let me rephrase that. If you don’t have a laptop, iPhone (which he has), personal computer, smartphone or anyway to connect to the internet then yes I can see a need for this. There is a “need” to be connected to the internet these days for sure. That is why this is nothing more then a fuckin’ toaster. It just happens to be a kind of cool toaster but still a toaster none the less. Oh yeah and don’t worry there are plenty to go around. So who wants to tell this moron about 200k people already pre-ordered the thing so he really isn’t “first” anymore.
So back to the story…. iPhone iPad Gary is back with his chubby ass wasting time sitting on his fat ass waiting for an iPad to be the first to get one. I love his description of the iPad:
“Because… it’s like a mini laptop! I mean, you just… you know, click it on, just like you click the iPhone on. And you don’t have to open it up, and you know, go through, you know, go through everything. “
You just click it on? You don’t have to open it up? Really?!?! Wow that sounds like some devil voodoo magic shit right there! Is this going to revolutionize how we power shit up? I’ve never heard of such a thing before?!? I guess to Gary the laptop is overly complicated with opening it up and all and pushing a single button to power it on. (I just close and open my laptop because it goes in sleep mode, never even use the power button. It’s actually easier to turn on then my iPhone with the click of a button and slide to unlock but what do I know, I’m warm on my couch writing this while he is outside freezing his fat ass off) I mean I can understand totally Gary, if you have never opened a book then how can you be expected open a laptop. I guess if we made a laptop look like a pizza box he wouldn’t have any trouble getting that fuckin’ think open now would he??
Fudge and Popcorn!
Say hello to my little friends acting out the final scene from the movie Scarface. The best part is the pile of popcorn on his desk. I guess the I should be outraged being a parent and all because this isn’t a play for kids, but damn that’s some funny shit.
Now despite the rumors this was a “school play”, it wasn’t. It made a few months ago with professional child actors in a rented theater and believe it or not directed by Marc Klasfeld (“a veteran music video director whose credits include “Girls, Girls, Girls” with Jay-Z, “Times Like These” with the Foo Fighters, “When You’re Gone” with Avril Lavigne, “Girlfriend” with ‘N Sync and “On My Block” by, Scarface”).
But hey if you think this is bad you should see their version of Debbie Does Dallas.
WinkyFace video blog: Recycling and cookies
Just posted up the new WinkyFace video blog. Make sure you go to the YouTube page and rate and leave a comment! Thx
I love the interweb
Do I even need to comment on this???
But since I didn’t that shouldn’t stop you from ripping this the fuck apart in the comment section.
Trailer For Every Oscar-Winning Movie Ever
Extremely long, overly crude and cynical comment describing this video.
Adult Fans of LEGO: A Blocumentary
Ummmm…. Well this is AFOL (no pun intended). If you have about 30 minutes to waste and are interested in old dudes spending all their money and building shit with LEGOS do I have the video for you. And of course, what would a geek video be without the mention of Dungeons & Dragons and video games, yup it’s in there. Enjoy
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