Posts Tagged Tiger Woods
Wait…. He left??

Wait a minute?!?! Tiger Woods left golf? Are you serious? This shit happened what maybe 3 months ago? We are all calling that more then a little vacation? Doesn’t golf usually slow down in the winter months anyway? I mean seriously he is playing in the Masters in the beginning of April. Do a search for “Tiger Woods” and there is story after story about “Tigers return to golf”. He didn’t retire, he didn’t take off years, he never even left the public eye, fuck he wasn’t even missed. He only lost a few sponsors for a few days until they realized how much fuckin’ money this guy makes them. Please people stop feeding in to this shit. Think about it how many tournaments did he actually miss? How is that different from a “regular Tiger Woods schedule”. They are just making up news and you all are buying it hook line and sinker. Stop coming up to me saying “Dude did you hear Tiger is coming back”. First, who gives a fuck and second HE NEVER LEFT!!.
Tiger Woods

Ok I guess it’s my obligation to write something about Tiger. Well honestly I don’t give a fuck. Doesn’t this guy just play golf for a living. Does it really matter what he does and who he does it with? It’s not my problem and doesn’t change my life one bit. Contrary to what Nike and Gillette thinks I don’t buy my sneakers and razors because Tiger uses them, I buy them because I like the products. Schick sucks and Adidas running shoes don’t sync with my iPod, Tiger doesn’t factor in there one bit.
And come on, a “public apology”?!?!?! I mean seriously if ANYONE out there thinks Tiger owes them an apology you are out of your fuckin’ mind. This man is nothing to you. He plays a game for a living. He didn’t disrespect you, the game or his sponsors. He disrespected his wife and the people directly connected to him in his life. He needs to focus on that and not talking to me on TV. Because Tiger can just say “fuck em all” and go back to being the best golfer he can be and make $23 million a year or make the public apology and have his sponsors accept it and go back to $200 million a year. If you think this was anything more then Tiger the company you are crazy. This wasn’t Tiger Woods the person out there.
On that note, why the hell do we think a public apology makes anything any better. “I regret what I said” “I have ashamed myself and my family” bla bla fuckin’ bla. I mean really people, do this change your views of someone? When I fuck up you don’t see me calling everyone in my life and gathering them in a room and telling them how I disrespected my girlfriend. I apologize to her and her only. I don’t go on TV and start with a prepared speech which is so impersonal anyway.
Anyway, to get to a point, Tiger Woods…. I don’t give a fuck. Just get back out there and play golf.



