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Product: Gelaskins for iPhone 4
A while back I did an unboxing video for Gelaskins and was amazed at how great of a product this was. Yeah it looks like it’s just a sticker for your phone but the quality is amazing. It’s a thick re-stickable (is that even a word) 3m thing that rocks. Well today I got a new one for my new iPhone. I plan on designing a WinkyFace.com one and will do an unboxing video of that one, but for now just wanted to give Gelaskins some more props! Also you can see from the picture it comes with side skins. This gets rid of the antenna issue that the iPhones are having and also makes it look like more of a wrap. Worth the price right there!
Anyway, check them out! They have skins for plenty of shit from phones, iPads, Kindles, etc. Not only that their customer service is awesome! I ordered a batch for the family, had a problem and they took care of it no questions asked! Great group of people up there. And no I’m not getting paid to kiss their ass on my site. 
Don’t get the red one!!
These wetsuits are a real product! Now I’m not a huge Trek fan but I have to admit these fuckin’ things are awesome!! I love to scuba dive and if I was the type of person who went more then once ever couple years I would have to get one of these. My only suggestion is stay away from the red on! We all know what happens to the red shirts on the original show.
Gotta give props!
So this company called Survival Straps makes some cool shit out of paracord (bracelets, watch straps, lanyards, etc). My stepdad has a few black bracelets (of course) and I thought it was badass! I guess if you are stranded somewhere you can actually use the cord for survival shit and save your ass. Since I’m not a Navy Seal I’d still be fucked paracord or not but hey I watch Man Vs. Wild so maybe it will come in handy.
Anyway here is the one I got on my girlie wrist:
The color is Navy Blue and ACU Camo. Here is the product shot of it from their site:
It’s a great little product and you should check out their site. They have a shitload of colors, clasp options (a plastic clip clasp, which I got, and a small little shackle), and sizes: wide, normal, and smaller for the ladies and kids (or for bitch wrists like mine, I did opt for the normal dude one anyway). I like the plastic clip clasp because its easy to put on and take off. The shackle is cool but screwing it in can be a kind of a bitch and the one my stepdad gave me I lost the screw piece the second time I tried to put it back on. It fell out of my hand as I tried to screw it in and it rolled off the table and into the floor heater vent. So I was fucked! But that’s because I’m a retard. I’m sure in a true survival situation the shackle would come in more handy. I’m not knocking the shackle either, it looks bad ass! Just know if you are retarded like me you may have a little issue taking it on and off yourself. Prob not though, I’m sure it’s just me. Anyway that’s why when I ordered I opted for the clip clasp. It’s a little stiff at first but the one my stepdad wears often has softened up a lot and is actually comfy (btw all the ones he has and has ordered he uses the shackle). I don’t often shill products (wait yeah I do) but I really thought this product needed some props and some attention. Also make sure you really measure your wrist correctly. Thankfully I did and this fits PERFECT!! I used a piece of dental floss wrapped it around my wrist then measured how long it was. I guess I did it correctly because this thing fits perfect. They caution do not add anything to the measurement because they do that in the process anyway. You can also shrink it some (per the directions that come with it) and since it is cord I would assume you could also tug on it to stretch it out a little, esp when it softens up a little.
Anyway I have to admit it makes my little bitch wrist look small but fuck it, it’s something different other then a fuckin’ Livestrong yellow rubber band and who knows this may even come in handy one day.
You know you want it!!
The Tauntaun Sleeping Bag is now Available from ThinkGeek.com
Now go get it you geek and may the force be with you!
Waste of a product
The WikiReader is a great concept but really? $100 this? And seriously how many people are going to use this thing? What is it 1990? Don’t most of us have smartphones that can do this now? If not don’t we all at least have laptops or desktops? I’m telling you right now if I’m at a party and talking out of my ass (as I often do) and some douchebag pulls this thing out and says “according to my WikiReader and what it says on Wiki….” I swear to god I’m gonna crack him in the fuckin’ mouth. I’m just sayin’….
HAM DOGGER?!?
Want a hamburger but really missing the look of a hot dog? Well here ya go! The Ham Dogger
Ham Dogger™ forms hot dog-shaped quarter-pound hamburgers! Also has features to stuff the “ham dog” with any number of delicious fillings. Create a fun third option at picnics and backyard barbeques. Ideal way to put extra hot dog buns to use. Plastic, 9 1/2 x 5 x 2″.
I have to admit when I first bumped in to this on the net I though “fuck me this is retarded” but reading the description and seeing it has features to stuff the “ham dog” I quickly changed my fat mind. For $8.00 I may have to get one of these and make some ham dogs for my next football party! Garlic, chipotle and cheese stuffed ham dog anyone?
You pee in it!
This is AWESOME!!! Check out the product description:
TravelJohn Disposable Urinal TravelJohn Disposable Urinal Disposable urinals for men and women. Each TravelJohn contains an inner pouch of Liqsorb , a biodegradable polymer substance that immobilizes bacterial growth quickly by absorbing the liquid waste and turning it into an odorless, spill-proof gel that is nontoxic and waste disposal safe. The unisex collar makes it easy for anyone to use whether sitting or standing, with a spill guard to prevent back flow during use. The puncture-resistant pouch holds 28 fl oz (800 cc). Perfect for situations where a sanitary restroom is unavailable. Retail counter top display contains 6 TravelJohn Disposable Urinal 3-Packs. Travel John Standard Features: Revolutionary “bag within a bag design” Non-toxic,odorless,spill proof gel. It instantly gels after absorption of liquid thus making it leak-proof! No closure needed Waste disposal safe, simply throw away Small and light weight Reusable untill it is full LIQSORB super absorbent polymer pouch included Volume indicator included Unisex plastic collar for easy handling Travel John Specifications: Dimensions (Each Bag) Unfolded: 5″ x 11″ Folded: 2″ x 2″ x 5″ Volume(Max):28 oz.(800 c.c) Weight: 1.5 oz.before use Color: White or Blue
Someone upstairs must have answered my prayers. I know what you are thinking. Grab a few and toss them in your car and use for an emergency, not me! I think I’m going to put a few by my bed and some next to my computer desk then I don’t even have to get up from bed or work to pee. Fuck that the bathroom is like 10 feet away and I’m busy watching Jerry Springer and eating Cheetos. I wonder if I can crap in it?
And in case you think its “fake” but really wanna pee in one I posted a link below to directly buy one from Amazon.
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