Posts Tagged Obama
Why is he pointing at his junk?

As you all probably know I’m not the biggest fan of Obama and the Dems but what I am a fan of is Sideshow Collectibles. It’s where I get a lot of my geeky superhero statues and shit like that. Well trollin’ around the internet today and checking my sites I see this. An Obama action figure. Now I’m all for fandom and collectibles and whatever you happen to be in to, hey to each their own. What I don’t get is why this thing is butt ass naked? Couldn’t they at least have added some shorts or some shit? The thing is only $45 bucks so for another $3 or $4 bucks couldn’t you have added some clothes and still have kept the price under $50 bucks? And what the fuck, I may not be a fan but this guy is leader of the free world, show some respect and put some damn pants on the President! I guess in their defense this isn’t a naked doll of the President of the United States. The description says it’s:
Sideshow Collectibles is proud to bring you the True-Type 12-inch Figure Body (African American) – Advanced Version by Hot Toys. The True-Type body features over 38 points of articulation. With all the innovation that Hot Toys is known for, this is one of the best 1:6 scale figure bodies available – the perfect base for any 1:6 scale fabric costumes and accessories to create unique custom figure.
The True-Type Figure Body 12 inch Figure features:
* Newly sculpted head
* Newly developed body
* Two (2) neck styles
* Muscular arms and thighs with detachable thigh muscles
* Two (2) sets of bendable and interchangeable palms, including one (1) pair for holding gun and one (1) pair of relaxed palms
* Over 38 points of articulation
* Suitability for 1/6th scale fabric costume and accessories
* Figure display stand
Nowhere in the description does it say “Get your naked ass Obama doll”, so maybe I’m wrong? Is it racist that I even think it looks like Obama? I mean I really didn’t even feel bad until I read the description myself and thought “Wait, is that Obama or does it just look like him”? Fuck it, you be the judge. I have a good clue it is Obama though. I may not be able to tell if this doll is spineless or not but I can certainly tell he has no balls and that sounds about right to me
That’s classy!!
So today this video captured by network cameras and reviewed by POLITICO, Biden can be heard whispering to the president: “This is a big fucking deal.”
Now don’t get me wrong, I throw out more F-bombs then a stripper yelling at her boyfriend who just stole her coke, so it’s not about the “word”, it’s about respect for the Office and the job. It’s all a big fuckin’ joke to these guys. Yes we are a lot more “cool” these days and we let things slide, I get it. But if you don’t look at this and think that’s disrespectful then there is something really wrong with you. Nothing in Washington “just happens” this shit is always planned. He knew there was an open mic, he knew the cameras were on him. I can guarantee there will be some type of “official statement” regarding this soon. Which will piss me off even more because good Ole’ Joe probably isn’t even going to man up and take responsibility for this. “I was just excited and I let my emotions get away from me, I shouldn’t have said that and I apologize for anyone I may have offended, but I’m only human and hey we all make mistakes” Then ramble on with some “regular guy, blue collar” type of bullshit. Hey Joe show a little respect for your position and that fact that the whole world is watching us, and Obama, wear a fuckin’ tie! I’m tired of the rock star attitude when you take the stage. If you want to be a rock star grab a guitar, if you want to be President how about you and your people show a little respect for the office.
I bet he was just sleepy….
Now let’s just imagine if Bush or Sarah Palin said Corpse Man instead of Corpsman (should be pronounced as CORE). Now don’t get me wrong, Bush and Palin said some real stupid shit and I’m sure at this moment all of you are thinking “Fool me once…..” and “I can see Russia from my kitchen” bla bla bla, but see you remember those don’t you? Did you see those happen live? I bet you didn’t. I bet you heard it on your local news, local papers and plastered all over most of the cable news channels. Fuck I think I even remember seeing a “Fool me once” bumper sticker.
What drives me up the fuckin wall is that double standard. When Bush or any other conservative and/or Republican (yes they are different btw) says some shit like that they are morons, stupid, idiots, rednecks etc. But when VP Joe Biden tells us he has a 3 letter word for us then spells out J O B S, no one gives him shit or covers it, and trust me JB makes Bush look like he was in Mensa. Now I’m not saying any of these people are dumb. Far from it. What we have to do is call people out equally. When a Democrat makes a mistake it’s just that “it’s a mistake”. When Obama tells us he’s been to 57 States so far, “well he was jet lagged”, “he was tired”, “57 is the new 47″ but because the way Bush says the word “nuclear” he is a redneck, retard, idiot, moron.
Come on now, really?? I’m just saying fair is fair. Just because you don’t support my side doesn’t make you stupid or my side any smarter. Not that ANY of this shit really means anything, all it does is just takes focus off the real issues and problems at hand. I just hope that all this “slack” the media is giving Obama they give the next President and the one after that and so on, no matter what side they are on. Maybe once we start focusing on “issues” and not on who fucked up reading a teleprompter or wrote something on her hand (by the way the title of that article is “Palin Hand Notes are Alarming and American Public is Shocked” Are you fuckin’ serious?!?! “Alarming” and “Shocked”, you see the double standard? Alarming and shocked?? For writing quick points on her hand?!? Obama fucked up how many states are in the country he was running for president in but that’s not shocking or alarming?!?!! A grown man not running for president not knowing this, but hand notes?!) or who butchered “an old Texas saying” we can start get shit done. All this “At least Obama can say nuclear” shit and “Well at least Bush knew how many states were in the US” shit really doesn’t help fix record numbers in spending, record unemployment numbers, a downward economy, and our kids future. Those are the real issues. Not who looks coolest. People fuck up and yes even Presidents even fuck up, if you don’t like it VOTE, but please let’s look at the bigger picture here all this does is take us off the point. Focus people.
This just in: “The world is racist!!!”

First off we may now be able to shut down the Olympics Czar office so that’s a good thing! One less Czar. Though they will probably just keep this job open for another tax cheat, reverse racist, sex offender to pull his name from the running.
How long do you think it’s going to take before someone screams “Racism!!” that Chicago didn’t get the nod. I can hear it now “The world is racist!!” bla bla bla. Or better yet lets watch how they pin this to the Bush Administration and a Right-Wing conspiracy. “America for the past 8 years in the eyes of the world was a bad place and this is just more proof that America needs to get back on the good graces of the world”. Either way it’s going to be some weak ass bullshit no doubt.
The Big O finally did something right!

Well I guess Terry Moran jumped the gun on this tweet (it has been deleted since) but I guess “Off the Record” President Obama was quoted as saying Kanye was a “Jackass”. That is AWESOME! But thank for the internets because once it’s out there it’s really hard to take away. Thank you Al Gore for inventing the internet and thank you Terry Moran for jumping the gun and tweeting this.
AUDIO UPDATE
This is AWESOME! Gotta love hearing the President of the United States shooting from the hip.
Hey Arizona you are a bunch of “extremists”!!!

I guess this old dude Arthur Frommer is a Travel Czar or some shit. Well if he isn’t yet I’m sure the Big O will hire him after his statements his blog.
To sum it up for all you who are too lazy to read it boils down to him kind of boycotting travel to Arizona because of the recent protest were some people where exercising their Second Amendment rights outside a Phoenix building where President Barack “The H word” Obama spoke on Monday.
To be honest I 100% support gun rights! Though I kind of think there is a time and place for everything and this wasn’t the time or place. Even the NRA agrees. But this douche is making a bigger deal then he should. I don’t claim to be smart or even informed. Most of the time I just talk out of my ass and you guys are even lucky I can put together a coherent though. All that aside to call these people “extremists” is a bit much. Also this dude has no spine! He “kinda” want’s to do a boycott but not yet really asking anyone to follow him.
“For myself, without yet suggesting that others follow me in this open boycot, I will not personally travel in a state where civilians carry loaded weapons onto the sidewalks and as a means of political protest”
Fuck you! Grow a sack! Either suggest a boycott or not. Stop being a pussy and realize that people just don’t walk around with AR-15s on a daily basis, this was a protest and a way to make a statement. Hey douche, it worked, see you are even talking about it on your little travel blog! This is the shit that really pisses me off. People “want” to speak up but are such pussies that they can’t even stick by their own guns. “This opinion is mine and I’m going to pussy-foot around and suggest it but not sure if I want to make that much out of it so I’m just going to suggest that you maybe not do it with me, ok”. If you feel this strongly about it fuckin’ be real and stand up. Don’t “kind of” stand up.
This prick should stick to writing about travel and leave the extremist political commentary for the left wing press where it belongs.
WTF is a Czar?!?!

Ok this is a picture of a Russian Czar (Tsar) so I assume this is what Obama is looking for? Maybe guys with cool beards and awesome Beatles jackets. For the Record most presidents (Bush, Regan, Nixon, etc.) had one. Obama is up to 32 of them. I don’t know about you but I don’t think just because you name someone a Czar it makes the problem go away.
Below is his list of 32:
1. Technology Czar: Aneesh Chopra.
2. Drug Czar: Gil Kerlikowske
3. Copyright Czar: Not appointed yet.
4. Energy Czar: Carol M. Browner
5. Car Czar: Steven Rattner
6. Terrorism/WMD Czar: Gary Samore.
7. Health Care Czar: Nancy-Ann DeParle.
8. Education Czar: Not appointed yet.
9. Economic Czar: Paul Volcker.
10. Mortgage Czar: Not appointed yet.
11. Urban Affairs/Housing Czar: Adolfo Carrion.
12. Guantanomo closure Czar: Danny Fried.
13. Great lakes Czar: Cameron Davis.
14. Stimulus accountability Czar: Earl Devaney.
15. Cyberspace Czar: Not appointed yet.
16. Border Czar: Alan Bersin (Former US attorney).
17. Intelligence Czar: Admiral Dennis Blair.
18. Regulatory Czar: Cass Sunstein.
19. Pay Czar: Kenneth Feinberg
20. Iran Czar: Not appointed yet.
21. Tarp Czar: Herb Allison.
22. Middle-East peace Czar: George Mitchell.
23. Science Czar: John Holdren.
24. Green jobs Czar: Van Jones.
25. Afghanistan Czar: Richard Holbrooke.
26. Sudan Czar: J. Scott Gration.
27. Mideast policy Czar: Dennis Ross.
28. Information Czar: Vivek Kundra.
29. AIDS Czar: Jeffrey Crowley.
30. Faith-based Czar: Joshua Dubois.
31. Climate Czar: Todd Stern.
Yeah this is only a list of 31 but I got to fuckin’ lazy to find who was the missing Czar and after this list I don’t give a fuck, probably the Czar of Dental Floss or something retarded. But there are 32, look it up. It might feel good to do some research for yourself. Btw that’s twice the 16 Russian Romanov Dynasty Tsar total for 284 years. Good move Comrade
F*ck you Jeffrey White of San Fran!!!! [Political Rant]
Ok, first as you see by the title you see this is a political rant. I am on the Right so if you don’t wanna hear it don’t read it…. You have been warned!!!

Now I really shouldn’t make fun of this because it pisses me off!! But before all you bleeding heart pansies start crying to Nancy Pelosi let me remind you:

That’s right I showed the Towers! I did that for emotional effect. I also call Obama, “Barack Hussein Obama”, just as I say George Herbert Walker Bush and John Fitzgerald Kennedy. But yes I do it for Obama just to get an emotional rise out of people. So now you know my mindset and I can proceed with why Jeffrey White of San Fran sucks!!
Ok now where to start??? I’m so fired up I can’t even think straight at the moment. Give me a moment while I gather my thoughts and read this:
Judge Rules Terrorist Can Sue Bush Administration Lawyer Over Torture Claim
The federal judge refused to dismiss Jose Padilla’s lawsuit against former Justice Department attorney John Yoo, claiming he was tortured based on Yoo’s legal justificationSAN FRANCISCO — A convicted terrorist can sue a former Bush administration lawyer for drafting the legal theories that led to his alleged torture, ruled a federal judge has ruled who said he was trying to balance a clash between war and the defense of personal freedoms.
The order by U.S. District Judge Jeffrey White of San Francisco is the first time a government lawyer has been held potentially liable for the abuse of detainees.
White refused to dismiss Jose Padilla’s lawsuit against former senior Justice Department official John Yoo on Friday. Yoo wrote memos on interrogation, detention and presidential powers for the department’s Office of Legal Counsel from 2001 to 2003.
1…2…3…4…5…breath….6…7…8…9..10….ahhhhh ok better. Are you fuckin’ kidding me? Really? These scumbags can now SUE US? Oh yeah that’s right, not us but “the past Administration” the big bad Bush for “alleged torture”. I say give em a slap and introduce them Allah along the way. Fuck them and their “rights”. Rights for for Infidels only, sorry. You want US rights but don’t believe in what the US stands for? Seems a little convenient if you ask me. All that shit we stand for sucks and is worth killing over until it can save your ass huh? Now you want us and OUR Rights to bail your ass out? Fuckin hypocrite. How about we sue the TERRORISTS, and yes they are TERRORISTS for their ACTS OF TERROR and some Post Traumatic Stress Disorder for everyone who was alive and had to watch the bombings of an Embassy or two, the USS Cole, and the Towers, TWICE, and the Pentagon, just to name a few. I don’t know about you, but that shit fucked up my head. How about we sue them for how our airline system has been going since then? How about I sue them because I can’t even bring an carry on bag for an overnight flight because I gotta check it because I’m not allowed to bring on shampoo, fuckin shampoo on a plane anymore. How about I sue them because since then I have been “randomly screened” every time I board a plane and I don’t even wear a towel in public! I’m really tired of this “touchy feely” Administration and the pussification of the USA. Didn’t we use to have some balls? Didn’t we unleash fuckin atomic bombs at one point? At one point in our history when people tried this shit on us wasn’t their next thought “I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve.” Well it’s time to wake the fuck up dragons!
And if you think “it’s not that big of a deal” or “dude we are better then that and we have to show the world we don’t stoop to that level” or better yet “torture is wrong” bla bla fuckin bla.. Here is the kicker: His lawsuit alleges he was illegally detained and was subjected to sleep deprivation, temperature extremes, painful stress positions, and extended periods of bright lights and total darkness?!?!?! That’s torture? Grow a fuckin backbone America. That sounds like an annoyance not torture. I think we should sue the Federal Government for not doing a good enough job “torturing” these scumbags!
Bring out your dead!

Thousands of Americans are receiving federal stimulus checks in the mail, this week. Only problem: many of them are deceased.
Recently, a Long Island, New York woman was shocked when she checked the mail and received a letter from the U.S. Treasury — but it wasn’t for her.
Antoniette Santopadre of Valley Stream was expecting a $250 stimulus check. But when her son finally opened it, they saw that the check was made out to her father, Romolo Romonini, who died in Italy 34 years ago.
Romonini was a U.S. citizen when he left for Italy in 1933, but only returned to the U.S. for a seven-month visit in 1969.
So our wonderful government has sent out about 8,000 to 10,000 checks to people who have already died! Zombies?? For those not good at math that’s about a $2,000,000 – $2,500,000 mistake. What you aren’t going to hear on the radio or on TV is that most of these 8,000-10,000 people were registered by ACORN and voted in the past Presidential Election.
Obama Kills Hydrogen Fuel Cell Research
Posted by Ocean Creed in OceanCreed, WInkyPost on May 9, 2009
Ok, so, I may not be into politics and following everything the President does, but this caught my eye, mainly because it pertains to cars. Obama killed development on Hydrogen fuel cell cars. What. The. Fuck?
Obama kills development of hydrogen fuel cell vehicles
Neil Roland
Automotive News
May 8, 2009 – 4:02 pm ET
George W. Bush’s $1.2 billion plan to develop cars powered by hydrogen fuel cells was eliminated by President Barack Obama on Thursday, saving taxpayers $100 million a year.Energy Secretary Steven Chu said the government preferred to target more immediate energy-saving solutions.“The probability of deploying hydrogen fuel-cell vehicles in the next 10 to 20 years is low,” Energy Department spokesman Tom Welch said in an interview today.
Welch cited the immense cost of developing an infrastructure of hydrogen pipelines and fueling stations for the cars. He also said there were technical obstacles to producing hydrogen and storing it in vehicles.
Obama’s fiscal 2010 budget proposal calls for $68.2 million to be spent on fuel-cell technologies, down from $169.0 million last year, Welch said. The savings comes from cancellation of funds for the vehicles’ development.
The Energy Department will continue to pay for research into stationary fuel cells that could be used for non-automotive purposes, he said.
In his 2003 State of the Union address, Bush proposed spending $1.2 billion to develop hydrogen-powered automobiles.
“With a new national commitment, our scientists and engineers will overcome obstacles to taking these cars from laboratory to showroom, so that the first car driven by a child born today could be powered by hydrogen, and pollution-free,” Bush said.
The Bush administration spent more than $500 million on research into producing and distributing hydrogen so it could be used in cars powered by fuel cells.
After Bush’s speech, Philip Clapp, president of the National Environmental Trust, said the plan was too small to make much of a difference.
“This was window-dressing pure and simple,” Clapp said in 2003.
Ok, now, I may be all about driving my V8 car that gets 14 mpg and destroying the environment that way, but I was actually excited about Hydrogen fuel cells in cars. What goes into the tank? Hydrogen! Which is then used to power an electric motor, that only has one moving part in the engine (yes, only one), and the only thing expelled into the atmosphere is H20. The only downfall is that it will rain more often…
But seriously, this is depressing. I recommend you watch this video all about the Honda FCX-Clarity because it is really informative about Hydrogen fuel cars and is interesting to watch. Plus, it’s from my favorite car show. This car was called one of the most important cars ever produced. And for now, thanks to Obama, it’s for nothing.
100 Days

Today marks the 100th day of the Obama Administration. That’s all I’m gonna say….. Well I can’t resist….. Fuck me that picture is screaming 1000s of words at me, but I can’t hear my thoughts over that ego. So fuckin’ arrogant. What’s next Obama, a picture of you in front of Jesus while you stand there with a crown of thorns. How about you try on a little humility for size.
And yes you morons that is the correct word. Humility \hyoo-mil-i-tee\ n. the quality or condition of being humble.
Obama has “a gift”
The chosen one has a gift according to Harry Reid!
“Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid writes in a memoir that President Obama told him he “has a gift” when it comes to public speaking. Reid writes: “`That speech was phenomenal, Barack,’ I told him. And I will never forget his response. Without the barest hint of braggadocio or conceit, and with what I would describe as deep humility, he said quietly: `I have a gift, Harry.’ “
Funny, Obama fucks up during this speech yesterday and then this “quote” comes out early today. Makes ya think huh?? From this clip you could have fooled me, I didn’t see any “gift”. But hey fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice… umm, well whatever ya just can’t fool me again sometime in the near future at some point after fooling me once or twice or something.
FOX says NoBama!

“The Fox Broadcasting Company will not air the Presidential News Conference. Fox’s sister networks, Fox News Channel and the Fox Business Network, will air the press conference in its entirety.
“Fox will be alerting viewers with an onscreen graphic at the top of the 8PM hour that the press conference is available on Fox News Channel and the Fox Business Network.”
And before you go pissing and moaning about “its just those Right Wing FOX people at it again”. First, its just FOX not the FOXNews, which will be airing the press conference and you know your fuckin happy you aren’t going to have to miss Lie to Me and American Idol, and second, think about this, while you are watching ABC, CBS and NBC and thinking you are getting “fair and balanced” coverage, those nightly newscasts devoting nearly 28 hours to Obama’s presidency in the first 50 days. Bush, by contrast, got just about 8 hours. But who are we kidding, by Wednesday we will all be dead from the pig flu anyway!.
Finally something right!

So Obama has pledged to have more than 3% of our GDP be spent on science. Seems like a pretty good idea considering Mexico decided to drop swine flu on our asses.
“I believe it is not in our American character to follow — but to lead. And it is time for us to lead once again. I am here today to set this goal: we will devote more than three percent of our GDP to research and development… This represents the largest commitment to scientific research and innovation in American history.”
He’s also planned the Advanced Research Projects Agency for Energy (ARPA-E), which is like DARPA (who makes all the cool shit that blows up), but a lot gayer ![]()
They still need MORE of YOUR $$$money$$$

According to this report on FoxNews.com the online shopping spree is about to end. Thanks to Obama and this greedy fuckin’ administration be ready to start paying taxes on online purchases. Now this quote is what just set me off:
“States and municipalities hate the current system, but few have done anything about it — except New York state, which has very aggressively fought to get back its money.”
Its money? Its money? Who the fuck do they think they are?!?!?! Now I’m all set with starting a huge debate and arguing about this for days, but honestly people can we get some things in check here. Its NOT THEIR MONEY its OURS! Fuck them, enough is enough!
Tea-Bag your Government in the face!

In case you watch CNN, MSNBC or read the N.Y. Times you may not know that there were over 2000 (yeah thats two THOUSAND!) “Tea Parties” across the country to protest government spending, yeah the Obama administration’s $787 billion stimulus package and $3.5 trillion budget. Fuck that’s a lot of money. Educate yourself and learn facts. Stop being an ignorant moron. Remember it’s YOUR MONEY!! Never forget that. This has been your daily Winky Public Service Announcement.
Worlds BEST product.. and Walgreens sucks!!

Walgreens Pulls Obama chia pet from shelves. The creator of the Chia Pet is pissed off after Walgreens pulled the special-edition Chia Obama from its shelves apparently over concerns that it might offend customers. Well FUCK YOU Walgreens! I don’t even like the guy but this is the most AMAZING product I have seen in a long time. Walgreeens said “”We decided to pull the product because we didn’t want it to be subject to any misinterpretation. People could interpret it through a political viewpoint or other viewpoints, and we wanted to avoid that situation.” Coming from the same store you can buy K-Y Intense Arousal Gel a French Maid Adult Costume a Liberator and fuckin’ Extenze for fuck sake. So let me get this straight, I can go to Walgreens and get my fuck on but can’t get an Obama Chia Pet?!?!? Trust me on this one, it will be a lot easier to explain that an Obama Chia pet isn’t racist or offensive then what the fuck a Liberator and Extenze is to my 6 year old son.
The Debt Star

President Barack Obama’s budget would produce $9.3 trillion in deficits over the next decade, more than four times the deficits of Republican George W. Bush’s presidency.
We the People Stimulus Package
Thought this was fucked up! Kind of on point though.



