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Now if you have never seen LOST I have some advice for you, don’t. Or if you are REALLY interensted in finding out what they hype is all about watch a couple seasons via iTunes, Netlflix, HULU or where ever then make your own conclusions of whats really going on and leave it at that.

Because I’m in a good mood I’m giving a spoiler warning……

They are all fuckin’ dead. Yeah you heard that correctly they are all dead. Betcha didn’t see that coming huh? If anyone didn’t see that shit from the second show then you are a moron. Yes they have thrown curve balls throughout the full six seasons but how many times have you said to yourself “they’re all dead”. Well you were right. Yes I know right, cliche as M Night Shyamalama-ding-dongs ending of The Sixth Sense (Which also sucked. Anyone who didn’t see that coming the second Bruce Willis got shot is really fuckin’ stupid) or any other shitty movie he has ever put his grubby little hands on. This ending was just as bad as his, hell I’ll even go out on a limb and say it was worse. Yes once again the all too often the “ooooh they are dead” crap they always pull to try to explain shit that can’t be explained. The Others, The Sixth Sense, bla bla bla, and now you can add the shitty ending of LOST to the mix.

Now I know my brother Roman is going to just think I’m trying to hate something everyone likes because that’s just what I do. Well he couldn’t be further from the truth. I have been watching this show since about the second season (I caught up late) and have religiously watched and enjoyed almost every episode since. Yes there were a few that sucked but a few over 6 seasons isn’t bad at all. I enjoyed every moment and have told people how much I like the show. I even enjoyed the episodes I didn’t like. I even liked to hate characters and liked to like other ones. I thought it was creative, thought provoking and something refreshing on TV. All that came crashing down tonight after watching the series finale. What better way to not “answer the questions” or explain anything other then “Oh yeah btw your all dead” crap. WTF??!?! I watched this for 6 years with insane crackpot theories of what was really going on and you hit me with “everyone dies sometime”. Fuck I want to puke. That still explains NOTHING! “You were all there when you needed each other the most”?!? Wait…. What?! Again if you didn’t watch the last show then you have no fuckin’ clue what I’m talking about and I really have no idea why you are even bothering to read this? Fuck it’s your life, anyway…. And what was with that Dead Zone shit. Once everyone touches each other they have gay little flashbacks? Ughhh I still want to puke. They were dead. They died. None of this shit happened. What the fuck were they flashing back to? Why did they need each other for? Overall the series was awesome but for a show that prided itself on “questions” and “answers” the final season was fuckin’ weak. Now if that isn’t enough lets make it as sappy and sad as we possibly can and make every one cry with joy. The token “goodbye” episode. Yeah we get it. Ending, tears, sappy music, revelations, realizations and it all makes sense now. I’m really losing faith in humanity and anything that has to do with TV or movies.

For now I’m going to bed. Its 1:00am and I need to get some sleep. Depending on how much more I get pissed off depends on how much more I will write. Until then FUCK you LOST!

If you could follow along with that you can see there were a fuckload of questions that were never addressed let alone answered. Again I have to say from a show that prided itself on “The questions will be answered” you can see why I’m pissed and frustrated!