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Ok watch that again…… Did anyone famous come to mind when you watched that? Did anything strike a familiar tune? No it didn’t right? Yeah I didn’t think so either.

Well crackhead Lindsay Lohan thinks it’s about her. “Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit,” said her laywer. So this drunken mess and her lawyers think anytime anyone says “Lindsay” they automatically think of her (yeah I laughed too), like Madonna, Sting, Oprah, Prince and Gumby. Not only that, no one over the age of 35 even knows who the fuck this bimbo is. I mean I know she is famous but honestly I had to wiki her to figure out what the hell she has done to become famous other then being a coked out LA party girl. Well I guess that she thinks her suit is worth $100 million, $50 million in punitive damages and another $50 million in compensatory damages. Yeah my mouth dropped too. $100 million!! Really?!?!?! Now I don’t know how popular Oprah and Gumby are for baby names but according to yeahbaby.com in the 1990s it was number 50-90 in baby names and more recent it’s been around the 150s or so. This is why we need to counter-sue retards who file frivolous lawsuits. It should be the retard clause. Like if you burn yourself with a hot cup of coffee and try to sue McDonalds because the coffee was “too hot” then McDonalds should be able to sue you back for being a retard.