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This guy is an asshole
Not only does this goofy looking Ciclotte exercise bike cost a crazy $10,700 but this moron lives on a lake. How about he spends $10,000 less and buy a real fucking bike and bike around that amazing lake. Wtf is wrong with people….. 
Peggy West is a fuckin’ moron
Wisconsin County Board Supervisor Peggy West is a fuckin idiot! She actually has no fuckin clue and should stick to eating cheeseburgers and stuffing that fat trap then trying to speak in public. Once again these are the fuckin morons you people support. “If Arizona bordered Mexico I would think twice” about the boycot. Hey you stupid cow, Arizona does! Maybe instead of “googled” it you should have paid a little more attention in school but no, your fat ass was thinking about cheese and fried chicken. She has no facts and clearly a braindead heffer yet she wants to boycott Arizona. This shit makes me want to puke. I hope her and Janet Napolitano (who makes snap judgments before even reading the what 10 page law? Sorry you couldn’t find the time to actually do some reading and research before you open your stupid trap) choke on a chicken bone. Nothing pisses me off more then uneducated or uninformed people in power trying to push that power around. You have a responsibility and a job, is it too much to ask you show that power and influence a little respect and educate yourself on a subject (health care bill, cap and trade, immigration policies, states vs federal rights, stimulus money) before you make judgments? I mean I am fuckin’ paying your salary, it’s the least you can do.
Remember this guy??
So remember this goofball? Well he is back at it again! Looks like he’s back at it again with his second out of 6 “insert shitty movie/cat/smurf joke here” tattoos. Here are some of his moronic posts from his wall:
“thats 2 tattoos out of 6 4 more to go this year and next year will be the back ground this was 5 hrs of pain this one hurt but worth it”
“hoping if i can to have them all done by the re release of the movie in late summer you look at this tat in person dam the detail is something else he did a excillent job”
“well m,e i have never seen a movie more than once EVER in theatre except avatar and would watch it every day all day if i could”
“i can watch this all day and night dam shes gorgious”
I know right? You’re thinking the same thing I’m thinking right? This guy is terrible at punctuation, spelling and basic sentence structure.
Do you think this guy likes Brenda?
So staying with the tattoo theme this week I figured I’d post up a guy who really, REALLY loves Brenda. I was always taught to never tattoo someones name because it’s bad luck…
Brenda: “Honey I need to talk to you”
Guy: “Wait let me show you the new tattoo I got today”
Brenda: “Ummm….. Yeah….. Wow….”
Guy: “So what did you want to tell me baby”
Brenda: “I’m sleeping with your brother”
This guy is a moron!
He is at it again!!
Well so much for a bad economy. Can’t be too bad when morons like this can waste 2 days not working and just sitting in front of the store only to be a real life internet troll “first” douche. You know the type, the assholes who love posting “first” on YouTube or your favorite blog site. I never understood the big deal with being the “first” person to post or buy something. Really does an hour, a day or even week even matter? Who gets off on saying “Dude I was the first person in NYC to have an iPad”. Not to mention that it’s not like he is waiting for a necessity or anything, it’s a fuckin’ toaster, an appliance. It’s like waiting in line at BestBuy to get a fuckin refrigerator. It’s not magic, it’s not “needed”. I don’t care what the fuck you say, no one NEEDS an iPad. Ok wait… Let me rephrase that. If you don’t have a laptop, iPhone (which he has), personal computer, smartphone or anyway to connect to the internet then yes I can see a need for this. There is a “need” to be connected to the internet these days for sure. That is why this is nothing more then a fuckin’ toaster. It just happens to be a kind of cool toaster but still a toaster none the less. Oh yeah and don’t worry there are plenty to go around. So who wants to tell this moron about 200k people already pre-ordered the thing so he really isn’t “first” anymore.
So back to the story…. iPhone iPad Gary is back with his chubby ass wasting time sitting on his fat ass waiting for an iPad to be the first to get one. I love his description of the iPad:
“Because… it’s like a mini laptop! I mean, you just… you know, click it on, just like you click the iPhone on. And you don’t have to open it up, and you know, go through, you know, go through everything. “
You just click it on? You don’t have to open it up? Really?!?! Wow that sounds like some devil voodoo magic shit right there! Is this going to revolutionize how we power shit up? I’ve never heard of such a thing before?!? I guess to Gary the laptop is overly complicated with opening it up and all and pushing a single button to power it on. (I just close and open my laptop because it goes in sleep mode, never even use the power button. It’s actually easier to turn on then my iPhone with the click of a button and slide to unlock but what do I know, I’m warm on my couch writing this while he is outside freezing his fat ass off) I mean I can understand totally Gary, if you have never opened a book then how can you be expected open a laptop. I guess if we made a laptop look like a pizza box he wouldn’t have any trouble getting that fuckin’ think open now would he??
Matthew Modine is a dope
So Matthew Modine thinks if we can just sit down with Osama Bin Laden everything will just be peachy. Here is the quote:
“Imagine if somebody were to really sit down with Osama Bin Ladin and say, “Listen man, what is it that you’re so angry at me about that you’re willing to have people strap bombs to themselves, or get inside of airplanes and fly them into buildings?” That would be the miracle if we can get, sit down and talk to our enemies and have a fine way for them to hear us.”
Retarded and unrealistic as that is, I think this quote is even worse:
“I mean, he got shot down three times!” said Modine, taking on one of McCain’s most lauded personal accomplishments. “That’s not success!” While on a bombing mission over North Vietnam, McCain was shot down and held as a prisoner of war. When McCain’s father was named commander of U.S. forces in Vietnam, the future Arizona Senator was offered an early release, but rejected it because his captors would not also released his fellow American P.O.W.s.
That kind of loyalty has earned McCain endless accolades, but Modine thinks that McCain’s rejection of the release offer is yet another example of McCain’s shortcomings. “And he wasn’t even a good prisoner of war,” said Modine. “He should have left as soon as he could. That’s what you’re supposed to do as a prisoner of war: Leave when you can. It defeats the enemy. It makes them look bad and it weakens them.”
Now I could go off and bash this douche for days, but words aren’t going to do this asshole justice. I feel like even posting the story gives him too much credit. I mean seriously?? He has been riding that Vision Quest fame since 1985. Until I read this story I didn’t even know he was still alive yet alone still acting. What a douche!
Really? You must be drunk because you’re not that famous.
Ok watch that again…… Did anyone famous come to mind when you watched that? Did anything strike a familiar tune? No it didn’t right? Yeah I didn’t think so either.
Well crackhead Lindsay Lohan thinks it’s about her. “Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit,” said her laywer. So this drunken mess and her lawyers think anytime anyone says “Lindsay” they automatically think of her (yeah I laughed too), like Madonna, Sting, Oprah, Prince and Gumby. Not only that, no one over the age of 35 even knows who the fuck this bimbo is. I mean I know she is famous but honestly I had to wiki her to figure out what the hell she has done to become famous other then being a coked out LA party girl. Well I guess that she thinks her suit is worth $100 million, $50 million in punitive damages and another $50 million in compensatory damages. Yeah my mouth dropped too. $100 million!! Really?!?!?! Now I don’t know how popular Oprah and Gumby are for baby names but according to yeahbaby.com in the 1990s it was number 50-90 in baby names and more recent it’s been around the 150s or so. This is why we need to counter-sue retards who file frivolous lawsuits. It should be the retard clause. Like if you burn yourself with a hot cup of coffee and try to sue McDonalds because the coffee was “too hot” then McDonalds should be able to sue you back for being a retard.
Pat Robertson should be a history teacher…
Wow this almost had me speechless…. Almost I said. This has to be one of the douchiest things I have ever heard. This guy really has a grasp on world history. I think I remember reading about this somewhere….. Oh wait I didn’t because it’s made up psycho babble. Guess good old Pat is scared of that Haitian Voodoo or something, but really Pat? Made a deal with the Devil? Why the hell is this fucktard even on TV. Who follows this stuff and believes this shit? Not only that, but check out that bimbo in the video, she is nodding her head in agreement with him? Who the hell are these people? If you follow this guy and believe this shit please leave this site RIGHT NOW! Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not knocking Christianity or being religious and following God and believing in good and evil, those things are your right and your freedom. But can we knock off the fairy tale stories and show a little respect for once. Taking a tragic moment like this and using it to push your religious agenda is just beyond low. Hey Pat doesn’t your God teach compassion? You should try it on for size and see how it fits, dick!
Epic Geek Tattoo Fail!!!
So this moron gets a Street Fighter video game tattoo that’s supposed to be directions for performing Ryu’s Shoryuken (Rising Dragon Fist) move. Now that in itself is an epic fail but the worst part….. The correct directions are: →↓↘ + P and this retard has: ↓→↘ + P. What a douche.
Makes me wanna puke!
I fuckin’ hate movie descriptions that start out like: “…is a highly entertaining comedy about a guy/girl/child/wife/husband/widdow who embarks on a journey of self-discovery……” You know the movie trailer is going to show some driving, laughing, crying and self-reflection, not to mention that through the whole fuckin thing there is going to be shitty folk-ish acoustic guitar playing in the background. Anytime someone takes a “journey of self-discovery” you know it’s going to be some “Little Miss Sunshine” or “Sideways” shit. Pretentious “high-brow” comedy. Yeah you laugh and enjoy some of it for the hour and half you are watching it but come away feeling like a douchebag for even liking it. Not to mention all your douchebag friends talk highly about how great that piece of shit really was. They “like” it because they are expected to like it. You can’t be in your 30s and not enjoy the “adult” humor. It’s time for us to grow up, right?!? Fuck that! Will Ferrell showing his balls and acting like a total cunt is still funny! Oh but wait, does that make me un-cultured? Does that mean I wouldn’t “understand” the jokes about wine and relationships? Nope it doesn’t. Just means I’m fuckin tired of movies making all my friends drink Mojitos and Pinot Noir and wanting to have dinner parties and self-reflect.
This Is What Happens When A Jeep Goes To A Skate Park
Posted by Ocean Creed in OceanCreed, WInkyPost on October 18, 2009
A moron in a Jeep Grand Cherokee at Portland’s Burnside Skatepark misinterpreted the concept of “off-roading” when he flipped his rig trying to chase down a rollerblader. Afterward, he apparently crawled out unscathed and cracked open a cold one.
I think that Aaron and Roman should try this. They’ll most likely get better results, except when Roman gets on two wheels and almost flips, but that’s a whole other story. Thanks to Jalopnik for the info, more pictures can be found here.
PS. Aaron, I actually check Winky Face once a day. Sorry I do not post often, but I have so much damn school work. I’m the opposite of Roman, he may be the “pool champ” where I am what you call “the homework champ.” I apologize for not posting, I’ll try harder.
This guy is an asshole!
By the end of this month, Cleveland supafan John “Big Dawg” Thompson should resolve his civil suit against Electronic Arts, alleging the unauthorized use of his likeness in the publisher’s Madden NFL series.
This guy is an asshole!!! Remember the good old days when people actually earned a living and didn’t expect shit for free. Remember the days if you’re likeness happened to be in a video game you would actually feel happy, call your friends and play the game till your fingers were bleeding. This dog-fucker threatened to sue EA Sports the creators of the NFL video game Madden and is about to settle for $25,000. Fuck him and his little puppy-pound mask. I hope the creators of that shitty mask turn around and sue him for using their mask for profit. Fuck John, Fuck the pound and Fuck the Cleavland Browns, GO PATS!!!
Story: Kotaku
Is this movie free???
So fat ass crybaby Michael Moore’s new movie came out (or is coming out or who gives a fuck when) and Anti-American, pussy, ultra-liberal pricks around the country are going to drool over his mockumentary claiming “its so moving”, “it really opened my eyes to what is “real”" and other psycho words spewing out of their faces. Hey fat ass why don’t you do us all a favor and do one about obesity in America, something I’m sure you know a lot about. You wouldn’t have to make up shit to sell tickets. You can talk from experience. Let’s see how you do with a movie about something that makes sense, has a point and isn’t a lie. Fuckin douche!
I do have one question for Mr. Moore. Since this is an Anti-Capitalism movie will it be free? Do I have to pay for my movie ticket and my popcorn and my Coca-Cola? Those are HUGE companies and wouldn’t even be seeing this movie or buying the DVD if I decided to wait… Oh wait, who is distributing the DVD? Wouldn’t I have to get it the DVD at Best-Buy? Wouldn’t I have to play it on my Sony DVD player and watch it on my Samsung TV? Sitting on my couch I got from Jordans, using electricity from NSTAR to power said TV and DVD player? I’m confused… Wouldn’t doing that just be supporting Capitalism? Isn’t that part of the problem? Wouldn’t even seeing this movie OVER another movie be what Capitalism is all about? I’m so confused?!?!?
Well Mike I got the solution!!! And everyone who wants to see this movie listen up!!!! Pirate it. Michael Moore wouldn’t mind. It should be free to everyone! That’s right best way to stop this vicious cycle of giving “big business” money is to stop paying for stuff. So I say to EVERYONE who supports this movie and what it stands for DON’T pay for it! Don’t give Regal Cinemas and the Paramount movie studio and Coca-Cola and all the big businesses attached to this film a single fuckin’ cent! Fuck them and their money hungry Capitalistic ways!!! Fight the power and pirate the fuck out of this film.
Philadelphia cop told he is a fuckin’ idiot!
PHILADELPHIA — Police in Philadelphia say a white officer who came to work with cornrows was ordered by a black superior to get a haircut because the braids violated department standards.
The Philadelphia Daily News reported Monday that Officer Thomas Strain was put on desk duty this month because of the braids, even though the paper reported dozens of black officers wear cornrows.
Police spokesman Lt. Frank Vanore said Strain’s boss told the officer to cut his hair to look more “professional.”
Vanore said officers’ hats must fit “in a military manner” over their hair, and that Strain’s hat did not. Strain got a haircut; he declined comment to the paper.
Vanore recalled only one black officer with braids in the past several years. He says that officer also was told to get a haircut.
First this guy is a fuckin idiot! What white person in their right mind does his (yes HIS) hair in cornrows?!? Second cornrows really?!? What are you Eminem?
Now I know there is a double standard and I’m fine with that. Some things are black and some things are white. I’m totally cool with that. Cornrows and a grill is black and having a job and paying child support is white. Come on people didn’t you get the memo?
Story FoxNews
Fuck these kids!!!
According to this story on FoxNews.com “Teens Sue Baseball Team Over ‘God Bless America’ Ejection” to make a long story short these fuckheads (not giving names because fuck them and their publicity but lets just say one of em has Mohammad in it) refused to stand during “God Bless America” during a minor league baseball game and were kicked out for it. I guess they heard of the guy that sued the Yankees for the same thing and got like $10,000 or something.
What pisses me off is they “claim” their Constitutional rights were violated yet can’t even show the a little respect for the country which said Constitution was drawn up. Everyone wants to be a tough guy and make a political/religious stance but when it comes down to it the Constitution is there when you need it. Spit on the flag, burn it, sit during a show of respect like the fuckin’ douche-bags you are, no matter what we will be here to defend your rights to do it. But maybe, just maybe you can see it in your tiny little minds and hearts to think twice and show this Country, the Flag, and the foundations we were built on and show a little fuckin respect. Maybe you’ll realize that what you disrespect and spit on is that same thing that is going to bail your sorry ass out when you need it.
Kanye is a C*nt!
So tonight at the MTV VMA Kanye West true to his form is still being a little cunt. During Taylor Swifts award speech he storms the stage like a little bitch and protests her win. Yeah tough guy grabs the mic from an 18 year old. What a piece of shit! Fuck you Kanye!
Charlie Sheen is a fuckin idiot
And his ex-wife knows it too. Check out this story:
Actor Charlie Sheen is demanding a meeting with President Obama to discuss his belief that the September 11 terror attacks were perpetrated by the federal government.
In an interview with PrisonPlanet.com, The “Two and a Half Men” star unveils a fictional 20-minute exchange he imagines having with Obama – whom he supported in the November election – during which he implores the president to get on “the right side of history.”
Sheen, 44, argues that “the official 9/11 story is a fraud” and claims the attacks served as “the pretext for the systematic dismantling of our Constitution and Bill of Rights.” Moreover, he charges that the Bush/Cheney “regime” was behind the attacks as a prelude to justify an invasion of Iraq. Sheen also insinuates that Osama bin Laden is working for the U.S. government.
Sheen, who has been an adamant “9/11 Truther” for years, demands in his imagined meeting with Obama that the president answer what he calls a “bottomless warren of unanswered questions surrounding that day and its aftermath.”
Sheen is the former husband of actress Denise Richards, who alleged that he was addicted to gambling, prescription drugs and prostitutes. While Sheen has openly discussed his previous struggles with drugs, he has denied Richards’ allegations against him. Still, Richards used his beliefs about 9/11 as proof for a judge that he was “delusional.” She later sought and received a restraining order against him.
First off I edited this story. Fuck spelling Osama with a fuckin U. When the hell did we start that shit? Was I absent from life that day? Did I miss the memo? Fuck that shit. Enough, back to Charlie..
What a fuckin’ douche. You think this retard would take the hint when his wife used his “theories” against him in court, but nope this fuckin’ moron keeps going and going. He is like a life liberal spewing Energizer bunny. Get over it already. Fuckin’ Move On dot Org with that noise. No one want’s to hear that shit anymore. We don’t think WE planned 9/11 and the sack on this prick to bring this up a few days before 9/11. Show some fuckin’ respect for all those lives lost and stop missing the point ya prick.
Story: FoxNews
Fuck you PETA
PETA BOSS TAKES AIM AT PERRY OVER HUNTING COMMENTSAnimal activists at PETA are poking fun at AEROSMITH star JOE PERRY’s manhood after the guitarist boasted about his love of hunting deer in a recent magazine interview.
The rocker told Outside Living magazine he loves nothing better than stalking his prey through the woods near his holiday home in New Hampshire, but his comments have angered animal lovers.
Perry, who also reveals he’s an avid gun collector, said, “I don’t shoot anything that I don’t eat. Hunters are conservationists and their heads are in the right place… (Hunting) really gives you a great opportunity to keep in touch with reality.”
PETA’s senior vice-president Lisa Lange fires back, “People who take out their aggressions and frustrations on helpless animals are usually compensating for other shortcomings in their life.
“We don’t know how Joe measures up, but it’s interesting that he seems to feel so satisfied when he’s handling long phallic-looking weapons.”
Hey PETA, GO FUCK YOURSELF! You are nothing but a joke anymore and people really don’t give a shit what you think/say. Oh wait, I think I heard someone swat a fly, don’t you have a press release to get to. So fuckin’ retarded. This is why your whole organization is a fuckin joke. You make gory coloring books for kids, give people shit for swatting flies, and hunting for food, not sport, all the while there are REAL animal issues that even a hard-ass like myself would support. Every time you post a useless press release you push yourself one step further from the real problems and away from the sane people of the world who would help support your causes. Keep distancing yourselves from the general public, that’ll get your cause going fuckin’ retards.
So to teach you all a lesson every time you release one of these useless press releases I’m going to kill a bunny.
Stupid Shit Diddy Says!
Here is a new post I will be updating often. “Stupid Shit Diddy Says!” because he says a lot of stupid shit!
This week it was all about God. Not that I have anything against the All Mighty (God not Diddy). But I really don’t think he really gives a fuck about Twitter. Plus from what I hear about Heaven the cell service sucks, let’s just say its a dead zone.
So what retarded things did Puff Diddy say this week:
“If we keep God number 1 in our lives there’s nothin we can’t do #Godismyhero And we need to keep him number 1 on twitter so the world knows”
- iamdiddy (@iamdiddy)
What a douche
Screw air guitar, c*ck guitar is where it’s at!
So I’m bored as fuck and jumping around YouTube watching things that will probably make me stupider for even watching and I bump into this douche bag. I can understand being stuck in the 80s, having a good time, and even making a jackass out of yourself in public. But what the fuck is it with the cock guitar? Seriously dude?
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