He is at it again!!

Well so much for a bad economy. Can’t be too bad when morons like this can waste 2 days not working and just sitting in front of the store only to be a real life internet troll “first” douche. You know the type, the assholes who love posting “first” on YouTube or your favorite blog site. I never understood the big deal with being the “first” person to post or buy something. Really does an hour, a day or even week even matter? Who gets off on saying “Dude I was the first person in NYC to have an iPad”. Not to mention that it’s not like he is waiting for a necessity or anything, it’s a fuckin’ toaster, an appliance. It’s like waiting in line at BestBuy to get a fuckin refrigerator. It’s not magic, it’s not “needed”. I don’t care what the fuck you say, no one NEEDS an iPad. Ok wait… Let me rephrase that. If you don’t have a laptop, iPhone (which he has), personal computer, smartphone or anyway to connect to the internet then yes I can see a need for this. There is a “need” to be connected to the internet these days for sure. That is why this is nothing more then a fuckin’ toaster. It just happens to be a kind of cool toaster but still a toaster none the less. Oh yeah and don’t worry there are plenty to go around. So who wants to tell this moron about 200k people already pre-ordered the thing so he really isn’t “first” anymore.

So back to the story…. iPhone iPad Gary is back with his chubby ass wasting time sitting on his fat ass waiting for an iPad to be the first to get one. I love his description of the iPad:

“Because… it’s like a mini laptop! I mean, you just… you know, click it on, just like you click the iPhone on. And you don’t have to open it up, and you know, go through, you know, go through everything. “

You just click it on? You don’t have to open it up? Really?!?! Wow that sounds like some devil voodoo magic shit right there! Is this going to revolutionize how we power shit up? I’ve never heard of such a thing before?!? I guess to Gary the laptop is overly complicated with opening it up and all and pushing a single button to power it on. (I just close and open my laptop because it goes in sleep mode, never even use the power button. It’s actually easier to turn on then my iPhone with the click of a button and slide to unlock but what do I know, I’m warm on my couch writing this while he is outside freezing his fat ass off) I mean I can understand totally Gary, if you have never opened a book then how can you be expected open a laptop. I guess if we made a laptop look like a pizza box he wouldn’t have any trouble getting that fuckin’ think open now would he??