So I decided to do a regular topic (I’d like to do it weekly but we all know that isnt going to happen). The new regular topic are conspiracies. It will be something I will really try to do regularly, so enjoy the first installment of “Conspiracies are fun”.
First, and this will apply to almost every one of these I’m sure but the question is who the fuck are “they”? People are always saying “they”. I love when the crazies say “They wanted it that way” or “they are planning world domination” or “they are putting waves in to my brain so that’s why I wear this tinfoil hat”. The best part is “they” never really know who “they” are. It’s usually your go to people: The Rothschilds, The Fairchilds and The Julia Childs and of course George W. Bush. Yeah the same guy that was too stupid to do anything right yet he is one of the masterminds of the New World Order.
So here we go! Aren’t you glad she is looking in to it? I know I can sleep better tonight because she is on the case, can’t you? I mean really this is what happens when you let stupid schizophrenic people near computers. I know this video is long and just listening to her makes me want to eat a bullet but please stick with it. Her “looking it to it” consists of surfing around the internet and connecting the crazy cuckoo dots. New World Order (NWO), Illuminati etc. This is why Dan Brown makes so much money. People believe that shit. Also if you search her page she has a TON of these videos. NWO and mood swings, Swine flu, etc. 222 to be exact. And even a few on this same subject, one where she also quotes Hugo Chavez, who, we know said the US used a weapon to cause the Haiti earthquake and I think he also said that same shit about Hurricane Katrina but I think he blamed George Bush for that one though. So there you go, if you believe this stuff you are following this crazy woman and Hugo Chavez. If this was the TV show Survivor I would say these are the people you have an alliance with.
Noe for some facts, so for the record the reason the earthquake “hit the capital” is because the Enriquillo-Plantain Garden fault line goes right through it you freak. Look it up. Instead of being blinded by your YouTube videos and crazy sites do a simple search for “Haiti Fault Line”. You don’t have to search for “why did the Haiti earthquake hit”. I mean it’s on a FAULT LINE! What more do you need to know? Next the High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program (HAARP) isn’t a weapon either. Yes the name sounds very scary but it really isn’t. Simply put, Its purpose is to analyze the ionosphere and investigate the potential for developing ionospheric enhancement technology for radio communications and surveillance purposes (such as missile detection). Ok maybe that wasn’t simple to put it so the crazies can understand, its a giant radio. Nothing more nothing less. Now I know there is something the conspiracy people don’t like to take in to account but here ya go, many people belief that HAARP can control the weather. Again, there is no no scientific or logical reason to support this. HAARP does its work in the 100km-350km altitude range within the E and F levels of the ionosphere while all weather occurs in the troposphere which only extends up to about 14-18km. There is also NO evidence that HAARP has any ground-penetrating capabilities what so ever. Search and see. All you will find will be the conspiracy sites talking about that. I mean sometimes Occam’s razor is really what it is. For those of you who don’t know what the fuck I just said, it means “sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer”, fuck read a book once in a while so I don’t have to spell this shit out all the time. So not everything needs to be a huge conspiracy. Not everything in life is drama, or mystery or “there is more to this then you know”. Sometimes there is nothing to know. A place on a fault line had an earthquake and that’s that. People die, weather sucks, stuff makes you sick, other stuff makes you better, and most of all shit happens.
Well there you have it, the first installment of Conspiracies are fun. Feel free to shoot me an email if there is anything out there you want me to bash and check out for you. 
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#1 by Steve S on February 23, 2010 - 9:51 am
Not a conspiracy. Here is the real deal…….
What the MSM refuses to explain is the gradual implementation of the United Nations Agenda 21 plan for “Sustainable Consumption and Production”. People don’t know about it because it is not reported…and for good reason.
Why won’t any of the MSM with the power of the press and microphone explain the real truth, Agenda 21? Because it is insidious and anti-sovereignty. Beck, et al, are all part of it and threatened into silence by it.
Drill into United Nations “Agenda 21″ signed at the UN Rio Earth Summit. It is now based on the “Earth Charter” “smart growth” and the UN Biodiversity Assessment Report and numerous follow-up plans.
If Beck, et al, are truly free from their owners’ muzzles or FCC threats , then they would expose Agenda 21, its Sustainable Consumption and Production, worldwide governance, world justice system, UN military enforcement, world finance, Interpol unleashed, redistribution of wealth, the “New World Order” (See Bush I State of the Union speech in 1991 where he called it a ‘Big idea’ that “will succeed”), the socialist communitarian management of our lives in every respect, the tiny humanity zones, the vast no humans allowed mapped out wildlife zones, and the necessary depopulation of humans to save the earth.
Maurice Strong, who co-wrote The Earth Charter with Gorbechev, calls the Earth “Gaia”. Earth is paramount to humans. Humans are destroying Earth.
Gaia preservation and worship will also supplant organized religion and nationalism which are considered obstacles to Agenda 21.
Beck and company won’t explain these truths because then they’d be terminated as “conspiracists”, kooks, radicals, threats.
But it’s no theoretical conspiracy. Bush 1 signed it in Rio in 1992 along with 178 other nations, Clinton formed a presidential commission to implement it in the US, it came within hours of being congressionally approved as a binding treaty, Bush 2 and Obama (first US President to head the UN Security Council) are backing it. Regional and local governments are weaving it into every regulated activity there is. It’s what Copenhagen was all about.
On February 4, 2010, the major stakeholders in the Agenda 21 plan met at the UN to discuss ways of accelerating its implementation. Maurice Strong has sold the deadline to the UN as 2012.
It is real and it is happening now.
#2 by SnowCrash on February 23, 2010 - 12:37 pm
Is it the word conspiracy that just brings the crazies out of the woodwork or what?
I will assume that MSM means “Main Street Media” and not Methylsulfonylmethane. Now on to your point, which I hate to say was all over the place.
First off when you say Beck I will assume you mean Glenn Beck and move on with my assumption. You say “Beck and company won’t explain these truths because then they’d be terminated as “conspiracists”, kooks, radicals, threats”. Have you watched his show? Have you heard how the MSM already thinks this about him? Do a search on Twitter or just the web and see what people already say about Glenn Beck. I really don’t think he holds anything back for fear of being labeled a “conspiracist or a kook.
And like most conspiracies theories all I read is fear in your post with lack of any proof of anything to be scared about. I may be way off base and maybe even a little naive but from what I know about Agenda 21 it doesn’t seem scary to me. Why can’t it just be the “Sustainable Consumption and Production”? Why does it have to be NWO scary? What’s wrong with thinking of Earth as “Gaia”? It’s not my belief but honestly what’s wrong with people who feel stripping the earth of everything isn’t a good thing. Trust me I’m not green and could care less honestly but I don’t think these people are scary and over the top. Yes some environmentalists are off their fuckin rocker and when you drill down as you say they are just anti-corporation and anti-big business but again why does everything a big scary conspiracy? I mean why can’t it just be what it says, sustainable consumption? What’s so big and scary about that? There are a lot of countries, developing and undeveloped who don’t realize or understand what it takes to become developed country like us. They don’t realize the toll on resources it takes. Yes maybe a little accountability on resources needs to be in place. Do I wan’t the UN to run the world? No, but sometimes (and yeah the UN is a mess) but sometimes it’s the idea that counts. How it’s executed gets a little blurry, but just because you can connect the dots to make it evil, I can connect them to be not evil. What if it works as planned? What if there is no big bad NWO behind it. What if it is only what they set out to do?
Back to Beck, who ever said he was free of the muzzles of the FCC? Howard Stern (pre-XM), Beck, Olbermann, Oprah, The NFL, et al, have to answer to the FCC. Always have always will. Yes there is freedom of the press and freedom of speech but I can’t go on afternoon TV and yell FUCK THE COCKSUCKERS! They also have to answer to the public, the stockholders, bosses, etc. Not to bust your bubble but if they are on a news station there is something called “facts” they need before they start going off on a conspiracy theory. The news may be more opinion based these days but those opinions are based on facts not off the wall theories. The thing about a conspiracy theory which keeps them going is they are so vague and built on little or no facts. It’s so easy to put one together. Watch and I will make one up:
H1N1 was a HUGE scare, 1/3 of the earths population is going to die. It’s the next 1918 Influenza Pandemic and it’s coming. Schools were closing for weeks if a little kid sneezed. Offices were shut down if someone got sick. People were stocking up on food and supplies because flu season wasn’t even here yet. People were getting H1N1 shots and flu shots to be protected. (not to even get started on all the conspiracy theories about the shots). Now fast forward to today. Not really a big deal was it? What happened? I’ll tell you what happened. The Gvt knows the big one is coming so this was a test for it, they are also working on a new bio-weapon so this is also a test in case that weapon gets out of control. Why do you think Joe Biden publicly said he wouldn’t be in an enclosed place with the public. It was a slip of the tongue because he knew it was a bio-weapon and not just a flu. They also had an abundance of tamiflu which was set to expire so they came up with this evil plot sell off the overstock of tamiflu, and guarantee if drill down enough you will see Obama, Biden, Bush and Clinton own big phrma stock somewhere. This whole thing was to see how the public would react to a pandemic/bio-weapon scare and for big government and the pharmaceutical to cash in on medication which was set to expire in 4-6 months. People made billions of this and no one reported a thing.
See how easy that shit is. Come on now dude. You seem like a smart guy. What is it about conspiracies that turns you on? Is it that you know something that no one else knows? You talk about MSM not reporting about it yet you know all about it. You know the true mastermind NWO plot. Not everything is a shitty Dan Brown or Nicholas Cage movie.
#3 by SnowCrash on February 23, 2010 - 1:08 pm
One more point. Back to Beck.
You said “Beck, et al, are all part of it and threatened into silence by it.”
“Part of it” what is “it” and really? Beck? Come on he is a TV personality. He is a face and a writer and reporter. Why is it all the loud conservatives are part of some NWO or something? How come it’s never Al Gore, John Kerry, Clinton, Microsoft, Greenpeace, PETA, ACLU or Olbermann? They don’t have a mastermind agenda at all? It’s always the go-to guys, Bush (father and son), Chaney, Rumsfeld, Beck, Hannity, Halliburton and the rest of em. Is it because if they don’t believe what you believe then they are evil? I really don’t get it. It’s always the same few guys (who changes every few years) who run this scary world. I just don’t get it. George W Bush couldn’t run the country but runs all this back door shit? Oh wait but he was just a figure head, but when his dad was in office he was the real deal. Its that CIA shit isn’t it? Funny when Obama gets into office and talks about straight up socialism no one bats an eyelash, yet if you have that dreaded R behind your name then you are part of this crazy NWO. Come on already.
#4 by DAD on February 23, 2010 - 5:48 pm
yea but the aliens invented Velcro and have infiltrated the gvt and have made a deal to put us in concentration camps and use our ball sacks to fuel their space ships and hitler, elvis and mj are frozen in a underground bunker sponsored by starbucks ( Star Bucks)
#5 by Steve S on February 28, 2010 - 4:14 pm
All I asked you to do was read about Agenda 21.
Obviously you haven’t, …..dude.
#6 by SnowCrash on March 1, 2010 - 8:09 pm
I did read about
Area 51I mean Agenda 21 “dude”, but what I didn’t do was read the hype and conspiracy kool-aid you did. My point, as you clearly missed, is you can find conspiracy in EVERYTHING. If you look for a conspiracy it will be there. How about going out of your way and not reading the conspiracy stuff.Oh yeah, I almost forgot, thanks for visiting Winky Face