Ok Tom are you fuckin’ kidding me? Are you really trying to tell me “no gimmicks” “no fads” for this company? We are talking about the Coca-cola company correct? Let’s just go down the list of current non gimmick, non fad “Coke” products. Not all sodas this “simple” company has, just the ones with the name Coke in them. Off the top of my head:

Caffeine-free Coca-cola
Caffeine-free Diet Coke
Cherry Coke
Cherry Coke Zero
Coca-Cola
Coca-Cola Black Cherry Vanilla
Coca-Cola Blak
Coca-Cola C2
Diet Coke
Coca-Cola with Lemon
Diet Coca-Cola with Lemon
Coca-Cola with Lime
Diet Coca-Cola with Lime
Coca-Cola with Raspberry
Coca-Cola Zero

I’m sure I forgot some but lets not forget the hundreds of other “cola” products this simple, refined, no fad company has. A&W Root beer, Barq’s, TAB, Fanta, Polar, Powerade, Sprite, Diet Sprite, Sprite Remix, Squirt, etc etc etc. Remember this is the same company that came out with “Original Coke” WTF are they smoking at the Coca-Cola corporation? Simple, no fads and no gimmicks, really? Your company is made up of nothing but “fads and gimmicks” Give me a fuckin’ brake already.

God I hate advertisers. But what is worse is that you people actually believe this shit.