This is AWESOME!!! Check out the product description:

TravelJohn Disposable Urinal TravelJohn Disposable Urinal Disposable urinals for men and women. Each TravelJohn contains an inner pouch of Liqsorb , a biodegradable polymer substance that immobilizes bacterial growth quickly by absorbing the liquid waste and turning it into an odorless, spill-proof gel that is nontoxic and waste disposal safe. The unisex collar makes it easy for anyone to use whether sitting or standing, with a spill guard to prevent back flow during use. The puncture-resistant pouch holds 28 fl oz (800 cc). Perfect for situations where a sanitary restroom is unavailable. Retail counter top display contains 6 TravelJohn Disposable Urinal 3-Packs. Travel John Standard Features: Revolutionary “bag within a bag design” Non-toxic,odorless,spill proof gel. It instantly gels after absorption of liquid thus making it leak-proof! No closure needed Waste disposal safe, simply throw away Small and light weight Reusable untill it is full LIQSORB super absorbent polymer pouch included Volume indicator included Unisex plastic collar for easy handling Travel John Specifications: Dimensions (Each Bag) Unfolded: 5″ x 11″ Folded: 2″ x 2″ x 5″ Volume(Max):28 oz.(800 c.c) Weight: 1.5 oz.before use Color: White or Blue

Someone upstairs must have answered my prayers. I know what you are thinking. Grab a few and toss them in your car and use for an emergency, not me! I think I’m going to put a few by my bed and some next to my computer desk then I don’t even have to get up from bed or work to pee. Fuck that the bathroom is like 10 feet away and I’m busy watching Jerry Springer and eating Cheetos. I wonder if I can crap in it?

And in case you think its “fake” but really wanna pee in one I posted a link below to directly buy one from Amazon.