So in case you didn’t know Michael Jackson died, and if you ask me no better time for self promotion on the back of a famous death. Enter Corey Feldman and this statement posted over at his blog “The Feldman Journal”. Mind you this douche bag has hated MJ. For years has been bashing him in the press. Just Google it and you will see. Back to the point.. Read his statement:

Hi everyone,

I come to you today with great sadness, acknowledging the loss of the greatest entertainer in the history of mankind. For me he was more than that, he was my idol, he was a role model, he was someone to cry to when my childhood was unbearable, he was a brother, he was a dear friend.

Unfortunately Michael and I had a falling out on Septenmber 10th 2001 and that broken friendship had never been repaired. I have stayed close with his family through the years. As a matter of fact my wife and I attended LaToyas birthday thrown by Janet 3 weeks ago on Susie’s actual birthday. Michael was supposed to be there and we were supposed to try and talk things out. Michael didn’t show because he was stuck in rehearsals for his upcoming tour.

I am trembling and shaking at the moment and it is very hard to type. I am filled with tremendous sadness and remorse. All I choose to remember from this point is the good times we shared and what an inspiration he was to me and the rest of the world. Nobody will ever be able to do what Michael Jackson has done in this industry, and he was so close to doing it all again. I would like to extend my condolences to the Jackson Family, particularily to Katherine and Joseph Jackson, who cared so much for their beloved son. I am truly, and deeply sorry for all of the heartbroken fans and supporters worldwide. I think I am still in shock. So I must end this now.

I also want to offer my regrets and sympathies to Farrah Fawcetts families, I met her only once but she was lovely when I met her, and I am sad for her passing.

As far as our concert on Saturday at Universal goes. I will not cancel this show it is a very positive first step in implementing a better standard for the touring world and music industry. As Michael taught me a long time ago……the show must go on. It will be a hard one to get through. But I will brave it and do the only thing I know how to do………perform.

I will see you out there Saturday night.

PEACE LOVE HAPPINESS TRUTH

Corey

How awesome is that!! Take this tragedy and spin it to promote your shitty band. I’m surprised you didn’t add the phone number and how to get tickets at the end. Now you may have liked MJ or may not but ya gotta admit that’s fuckin’ cold. And “it is a very positive first step in implementing a better standard for the touring world and music industry” Really Corey? I’ve heard your shitty band and you aren’t implementing a “better standard”. Don’t you have some cheesy 80s remake to be doing? Or some reality show? Fuck do us all a favor and just fuckin’ go away already. The reason I sat on this post is because I didn’t want to help Corey sell tickets to hit shitty show so I waited till today to post it.