
Ok morons, I know I haven’t been around much but I have a ton of shit going on. The food company is taking off, I’ve been on Sons of Guns on Discovery Channel.
Anyway to update you all I’m in Los Angeles! Yeah that’s right this square peg is kicking it in an LA hole. Now don’t get me wrong this is a great town. Once you get by the pretentiousness and all the wannabe douche bags this city has a lot to offer, but yeah who gives a fuck about that right? You all wanna hear my stories of debauchery, drunkin’ dangers and telling a bunch of tight jean wearing LA hipsters to fuck off. Well that hash’t really happened yet. Though I’m here for another week so give it time. I’m sure it will happen. Usually always does.
Now back to the picture posted above. So last night step-pops Joe Perry was at the 2012 Golden Gods Award show. I guess that’s some heavy metal show. Well Joe swung by unannounced to check out some of the show and see a few friends. Needless to say that being the rock god he is they asked him to jump on stage and give the master of ceremonies a little jab. Being Chris Jericho you think it wouldn’t be that hard right. Well true to rock legend status JP gets up on stage and says………..
“I want to give a shout out to WinkyFace.com and ya know what? You’re a fuckin’ douche”
How fuckin’ cool is that!!!
Now I’ve been around this industry for years. Around 28 years give or take now. I’ve seen a lot of cool shit, met a lot of cool (and not so cool) famous people, and have heard a lot of awesome stories. Fuck I’ve even been on TV myself a few times, but I have to say this is probably one of the coolest moments ever!
So for you JP today is “The Official WinkyFace Joe Fuckin’ Perry Day!”
Thanks!









Love it JP…. so honest aye!!!
WTF? Last week was the TV appearance, this week a shout out from Admiral Perry while you’re in LA LA Land. DON’T YOU DARE GO “HOLLYWOOD ” ON US. LMAO. ENJOY
SquatchezMom
God damn it..I’ve been on planes all day and I missed JP’s official day? Fuck. Can we repeat it next year? Very cool on the shout out though…maybe this make him Moron of the Month?!?! GET HIM A SHIRT!
Those silly bitches are here in SD…..I sent you to an invitation to an event where, I become one.