Where the fuck have I been?? Well first of all last Wed I was on Sons of Guns. If you haven’t checked out that bad ass show make sure you check it out. It’s on the Discovery Channel. Of course my screen time totaled all of two mins (for 4 hours of filming) but it was a fuckin’ blast!! I’m traveling so not sure if this episode is OnDemand yet but I just checked AppleTV and it’s available there. Here is the episode description:
WORLD’S LARGEST MACHINE GUN
Premiere: April 4 at 9PM E/P
Red Jacket is put to the test when a 70-year-old, $150K, full auto 40mm Bofors cannon, with over 500 parts, breaks down 4 days prior to its sale. Also, the crew resurrects an 1855 Volcanic Pistol. Then, a rockin’.38 Special’s secret markings reveal its royal lineage.
I can’t really say much but keep watching the show. There is something big coming up later this season and lets just say that I will be on a lot longer then 2 mins this time.
Anyway not only have I been busy with that, I’ve been traveling a lot, working my ass off for Rock Your World and believe or not I’ve been writing a book. That’s where most my mojo is going. Anyway watch the show. 
[...] Ok morons, I know I haven’t been around much but I have a ton of shit going on. The food company is taking off, I’ve been on Sons of Guns on Discovery Channel. [...]
I remember, everyone is talking about it for 2-days. Hahaha! You have a lot of fans. Maybe, an Aaron Hirsch reality show is coming in your way. “Keeping up with the Perry’s”? Hmm… Anyways, welcome back. And enjoy your stay in Los Angeles!
I was really wanting some Mango Peach Tango this week when I was sitting in Miami eating on a chicken mango pita. MUST.ORDER.SOME.MORE!
Look on the bright side, you still have 13 minutes of fame left. Lol.