To those of you that keeping telling me “It’s just a game.” Fuck off! You are the worst kind of person. You are not a just bandwagon fan but a bandwagon person! You know nothing about sports. You’re not fooling anyone asshole. You’re the guy who says “Our team just scored.” Or “Our guy just caught a pass.” Because, besides the Quarterbacks, you couldn’t name 5 other players on either team. You go to the Super bowl parties so you can tell the guy in the cubical next to you did, when you really only watched the game for the fucking commercials! You are a lemming, blindly following others because it’s cool and you’re not and everyone is doing it. I bet if I told you Dungeons and Dragons was just a game you would have the same reaction that I’m having right now you fucking loser! You never played sports because you had no athletic ability. You were always picked last for that reason and still have deep rooted psychological problems that you need to have worked out by a professional because of that.
So in the spirit of the commercials you watched last night…”Here’s to you, “Pretend to be interested in the Super bowl, but you’re really interested in Mark from the mailroom! “ FUCK YOU!!!! I have no use for you fucking mindless sheep!