Here ya go everyone FREE STUFF! Another reason to come back to WinkyFace, comment and contribute. This time the winner will get a FREE box of K-Cups for your Keurig. I think they come in about 12 or 18 k-cups per pack and it will be a flavor of your choice (with in reason and if I can find it at the local BB&B).
Anyway here is what I want you to do. Comment below with your best:
“I put a ________ K-Cup in my Keurig, it ____ and/then _____”.
It can be a real K-Cup brand like these:
I put a Paul Newman K-Cup in my Keurig, it turned my coffee in to salad dressing then died.
I put a Starbucks K-Cup in my Keurig, it ignored me, then charged me $10.
I put a Dunkin’ Donuts K-Cup in my Keurig, it got my order wrong and sassed me in Spanish.
Or of you want you can make some shit up like:
I put a Gordon Ramsey K-Cup in my Keurig, it threw the cup and me then told me to fuck off!
I put an Obama K-Cup in my Keurig and it did nothing. (this one would probably disqualify you because it’s not “did ____ then ____” but still kind of funny)
Anyway, good luck! And keep em coming, no limit to how many times you can post a comment. Also feel free to reply to comments and let us know which ones are funny, stupid, moronic or whatever.
Here is a nice little update. I guess all my Keurig tweets got the attention of Keurig! How fuckin AWESOME is this!! 
Note:
For the record this site is in no way affiliated with Keurig, K-Cups or anything related to these companies and those things are trademarks of something/someone and I make no claims to be involved with them or take any credit for anything they do/don’t do. Keuirg and K-Cups are not a sponsor of the site, and this contest is my own independent doing.
Contest only open to continental US residents (no Alaska and Hawaii) and sorry but I can’t afford international shipping either (one day we’ll get you international people something). Contest can end at any time for any reason I want, I also reserve the right to use your comments for posts later and bla bla fuckin’ bla. You know the drill.
i put a viagra kcup in my keurig it got hard and attacked me for 4 hours
I’ll take two!
I’m not even going to compete with this one, it’s hilarious!!
“I put a Steven Tyler K-Cup in my Keurig, it cried and then had a baby.”
OK, I want to make this clear…I just commented on my favorite rock star of all time, and I have no intention of hurting anyone with this comment! This just popped into my head because of his interview with Oprah! (Oh, and it is pretty funny IMO!)
Nooooooooooooooooo!!!! NEVER MAKE NO APOLOGIES for ANYTHING EVER SAID here!!!
This is almost as bad as when someone tells you a joke and says “Just kidding” after, or tries to explain a joke. If I had to quantify every douchy thing I said here it would be a pretty boring site. No one is going to tell ST that random internet Deb said “bla bla bla” about him. Grow a backbone and don’t worry about being PC and hurting feelings.
LOL…thanks Aaron…I’ll grow a backbone!
“I put a meh K-Cup in my Keurig, it ugh and then ooof.”
I don’t drink coffee…wanted to make sure I didn’t win
i put a Al Gore K-Cup in my Keurig and all i got was a decrease in my carbon footprint
I put a Book”Mark” K-Cup in my Keurig it disqualified itself for being an employee of WinkyFace and is still not getting paid so stop mooching in on the contest! Now get back to reading your books old man.
that’s a real nice way to talk to your Dad.
I put TAB in my Keurig and it made a cuppa poppy.;)
(I know I’m not eligible but wanted to play anyway!)
I put a winkyface k-cup in my Keurig and it called me a fucking moron!
Contest over!!!! Hahaha. Great one.
No morons the contest isn’t over but this is going to be tough one to beat.
lol.. thanks A.
3 years ago I put Obama in my Keurig and so far it hasn’t done a fucking thing!
That one’s already taken you dumb ass moron!
I put me in my keurig and stupid juice came out!
I put a Keurig cup in my drip coffee maker and all that came out was a Tim Horton’s double double.
That’s a canadian joke, cuz I don’t have a keurig and don’t want to win the stupid cups and you’re too cheap for international shipping.
Yeah you lost me on that one! Canada shipping isn’t that bad so don’t count yourself out on that one. It’s overseas where it gets crazy expensive. Though count yourself out on that fuckin joke because no one south of Montreal gets that fucking joke
I put A copy of our Christmas pics w/Aaron in my keurig cup and my keurig fell to pieces running saying it’s not end of world it’s a douche attack
I put an Aaron K cup in my keurig and vinegar and water came out.
I put a Rick Perry in my k-cup and it began to tell me to follow him on “Tweeter” and then ooops!
That’s really neat that keurig tweeted on it. Yep things are looking up;)
I put a Billy Corrigan k-cup in my Keurig and it made this horrible whining noise and then disappeared!
So I ran out, bought another Keurig, and this time I tried a Keith Richards k-kup. All that came out was a fifth of Jack Daniels. I might have to buy some more of those.
“I put a red K-Cup in my Keurig, it morphed and turned into a shiny new stapler.