Here ya go everyone FREE STUFF! Another reason to come back to WinkyFace, comment and contribute. This time the winner will get a FREE box of K-Cups for your Keurig. I think they come in about 12 or 18 k-cups per pack and it will be a flavor of your choice (with in reason and if I can find it at the local BB&B).
Anyway here is what I want you to do. Comment below with your best:
“I put a ________ K-Cup in my Keurig, it ____ and/then _____”.
It can be a real K-Cup brand like these:
I put a Paul Newman K-Cup in my Keurig, it turned my coffee in to salad dressing then died.
I put a Starbucks K-Cup in my Keurig, it ignored me, then charged me $10.
I put a Dunkin’ Donuts K-Cup in my Keurig, it got my order wrong and sassed me in Spanish.
Or of you want you can make some shit up like:
I put a Gordon Ramsey K-Cup in my Keurig, it threw the cup and me then told me to fuck off!
I put an Obama K-Cup in my Keurig and it did nothing. (this one would probably disqualify you because it’s not “did ____ then ____” but still kind of funny)
Anyway, good luck! And keep em coming, no limit to how many times you can post a comment. Also feel free to reply to comments and let us know which ones are funny, stupid, moronic or whatever.
Here is a nice little update. I guess all my Keurig tweets got the attention of Keurig! How fuckin AWESOME is this!!
For the record this site is in no way affiliated with Keurig, K-Cups or anything related to these companies and those things are trademarks of something/someone and I make no claims to be involved with them or take any credit for anything they do/don’t do. Keuirg and K-Cups are not a sponsor of the site, and this contest is my own independent doing.
Contest only open to continental US residents (no Alaska and Hawaii) and sorry but I can’t afford international shipping either (one day we’ll get you international people something). Contest can end at any time for any reason I want, I also reserve the right to use your comments for posts later and bla bla fuckin’ bla. You know the drill.