Ok guys, has your wife totally given up on life and started wearing those stupid fuckin’ pajama jeans? Well if you wake up today and realize that your double wide sucks, your wife quit giving a fuck and you are just miserable and the snuggy just isn’t cutting it anymore look no further! Pajama Jeans for men!
Yup! That’s right. These can work two ways.
One: (for normal sensible people) your wife will realize how fucking stupid she looks wearing hers and you can use it as a bargaining tool “babe if you stop wearing yours I will stop wearing mine”
Two: (the “I’ve totally tapped out on life” way) you and your wife will be comfy, cozy and both have something new to wipe your fat, chubby, orange covered cheese doodle fingers all over.