THis is the Grand Premiere. It’s $50,000!! Yeah you read that right. Fifty fuckin thousand dollars for a cell phone. Its frame and keys are made from more than five ounces of 18-carat gold, the numbers and letters laser-etched on its sapphire crystal skin.
I understand if you have millions or billions of dollars this really wouldn’t break the bank on you or anything but come on now $50,000 for a phone? I don’t care how much you have, you’re a huge douche for wanting one of these. If you have an extra 50k burning a hole in your pocket that’s one thing, but looking at this and thinking to yourself “WOW I need this!!!”?!?!
Now if you have 50K and just dying to spend it on a cell phone you better act fast, they are only making 30 of em. But the GREATEST thing about this cell phone isn’t it’s price, it’s not the phone itself, not the status symbol of it, it’s that once they sell out we will officially know who the 30 biggest douchebags on the planet are 
I don’t even like anyone enuff to talk to them on my iPhone very much, much less on that BS