Ok I’ve fuckin’ had it!!! I am so fuckin tired of TV shows being released on DVD. Nothing pisses me off more then when a TV show gets released after one season! Even worse is when the show sucked, gets canceled after a half of a season and then they have the balls to release a “Complete Series” DVD of a shitty show. Fuck me, no one watched your shitty show in the first place and ain’t no one gonna buy the DVD either. You are just taking up time and space. Move along now please…
Case and point is the snap shot above from Amazon.com taken Friday September 4th at 10pm. All the red marks are TV shows I crossed out. (I still can’t believe people buy TV shows on DVD but that’s a post for another day. And before you go crying and defending it, yes I own about 700 DVDs and yes I got hosed into buying a TV show here and there then I realized I was a retard and stopped) What remains are the MOVIES coming out between Aug 18th through October 6th. Mind you this is their NEW RELEASE page. This is the stuff they want people to see first when they click the new release page. So if you take away all the TV shows this is what you are left with:
Hanna Montana The Movie
Re-Release of Braveheart on Blu-ray
Re-Release of Gladiator on Blu-ray
Valentino: The Last Emperor (what ever the fuck that is)
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Re-Release of Star Trek: The Next Generation Movie Collection on Blu-ray
Re-Release of The Wizard of Oz (70th Anny)
Monsters vs. Aliens
Release of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs on Blu-Ray
4 new movies, the rest is old shit they wanna cram down your ass in a new format or package. Now here is where it REALLY pisses me off. No mention of Crank 2 coming out Sept 8th (next Tuesday) but thanks for letting us know “Fringe: Season one” is coming out. No mention that Tyson and Last House On The Left on Aug 18th but thanks for the note about Sons of Anarchy: Season one and Gossip Girl. Fuck Aug 25th not one movie came out that week… Oh yeah Fighting, Adventureland and Duplicity (OK bad choice of movies to make a point, but you get the idea). And yeah I had to scroll to page 2 of Sept 22 to even find Observe and Report.
I’m tired of scrolling through lame ass TV show and re-releases, special editions, blu-ray, re-packaged, re-filtered, regurgitations of crap to find a NEW RELEASE MOVIE!!!! Seriously this shit has gotta stop. As a fan of movies and someone who would rather wait for the DVD and watch it at home this blows!! You use to go to that coming soon page and it was loaded with movies!! All moves and a TV show here and there. Not any more. Its all shitty TV shows. Shit that runs and re-runs on my TV nightly (for free) or streams online. Fuck look at Aug 25th again, not a movie in sight. When was the last time you went to a Best Buy? The TV section is out of fuckin’ control! What is worse is now it’s sectioned off via networks. Fox, HBO, Showtime, NBC…. Aghhh go fuck yourself! As it is we acquire too much crap as Americans and this is just what we need… TV shows on DVD fuck me. Really how many times do you really think you are going to watch episode 208 of Scrubs. You know that funny one where that janitor guy is mean to the main dude and that black guy is having a fight with his girl friend. Fuck me people stop buying this shit and cluttering up your lives and cluttering up my “DVD Movie Coming Soon” page, thank you!